# How do you keep a straight doper occupied?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 27, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702 "2000-05-27T21:31:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/1 "2000-05-27T21:31:21Z")
click here!
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### Author:  [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/2 "2000-05-27T21:34:18Z")
sorry
[click here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=25739)
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/3 "2000-05-27T22:11:55Z")
Cute.
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### Author:  [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/4 "2000-05-28T00:03:12Z")
Whoa… Now wha’do I do?
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/5 "2000-05-28T04:44:30Z")
Cool!
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/6 "2000-05-28T06:31:14Z")
Almost an MB do-loop. Still requires a human, though.
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/7 "2000-05-28T07:11:05Z")
wow, do that again!!! 😃
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### Author:  [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/8 "2000-05-28T08:54:28Z")
hmm…
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### Author:  [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/9 "2000-05-29T01:54:47Z")
Make me.
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/10 "2000-05-29T04:20:59Z")
I don’t get it
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/11 "2000-05-29T04:22:50Z")
What’s the point?
Flood control makes this no fun. I WAS going to do this 5 or 6 times, but…
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### Author:  [@genericky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/genericky)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-keep-a-straight-doper-occupied/20702/12 "2000-05-29T08:12:19Z")
If nothing else, I will get credit for posting. Interesting place to see Sigs too.