# How do you like YOUR pizza? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819 "2002-08-01T04:03:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/1 "2002-08-01T04:03:33Z")
That little blurb on the end of the nightly news tickled my funnybone tonight… Highway workers were called out to clean up a seven-mile-long spill…of Pizza Hut pizza dough. Apparently the heat caused the dough inside the truck to rise, popping open the back door and leaving miles of pizza dough behind it. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/2 "2002-08-01T04:07:05Z")
🙂 giggle 🙂 so that would have been a pizza to go? ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/3 "2002-08-01T04:32:30Z")
**Pizza Hut** , eh? No big loss. Now, if it had been **Black Jack** … _that_ would be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/4 "2002-08-01T04:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by chique \* > \*\*That little blurb on the end of the nightly news tickled my funnybone tonight… > > Highway workers were called out to clean up a seven-mile-long spill…of Pizza Hut pizza dough. > Apparently the heat caused the dough inside the truck to rise, popping open the back door and leaving miles of pizza dough behind it. \*\* Thin or Thick crust? Man…seven miles of thin crust pizza, I wouldn’t leave for weeks! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/5 "2002-08-01T06:08:30Z")
Quick! Someone drive a truckload of tomato sauce through!! Then we’ll need a hog spill! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/6 "2002-08-01T08:22:14Z")
\ I’m not allowed to have pizza. Low-sodium diet won’t allow it. ☹ Miss that pepperoni, though… ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/7 "2002-08-01T14:02:57Z")
Any one puts olives on that dough and I will personally beat them to death, with my shoes. [egg](http://www.thebrotherhoodofnogg.cjb.net) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/8 "2002-08-01T14:46:51Z")
mmmm pizza. ARRRG I eat too much pizza as it is. But ohh… fresh minced garlic… canadian bacon… pepperoni… green peppers… mushrooms… sausage… \ ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/9 "2002-08-01T15:59:13Z")
Somebody go get a few cows! We’re gonna need lots of Mozarella. Yea, and go get that Hobbit to find us some mushrooms! ---
**Author:** ![aquariusrhimme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@aquariusrhimme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aquariusrhimme)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/10 "2002-08-01T16:36:05Z")
I prefer Black Jack or Pudge Brothers (although I haven’t had pudge bros in a while as they seemed to have secretly relocated themselves). If I get a choice then I get pineapple and mushroom. However, when I’m in a large group of people, I rarely can get that as most of my friends are reluctant to eat a pizza with no meat on it and with pineapples. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/11 "2002-08-01T17:06:53Z")
Amici’s (perfect thin crust) with pepperoni, onion and jalepeno–and a picther of iced tea, please 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jorel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jorel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorel)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/12 "2002-08-01T17:32:46Z")
mmmmmm (Homer voice) mmmmmmm Amici’s… mushrooms and olives…mmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/13 "2002-08-01T21:30:39Z")
Imagine my suprise when I saw the article about thse two winners in todays Toledo Blade. Dough MixerTheft :smack: Funny thing is, there’s a Papa John’s just one block up Main st. I wonder what made them choose the Pizza Hut? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/14 "2002-08-02T03:26:24Z")
Cassanos…also known as Pizzacrack. It tastes kind of strange first time you try it, but it hooks you… ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/15 "2002-08-02T04:09:11Z")
Green Olives…canadian bacon…extra cheese. Thin crust. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/16 "2002-08-02T05:56:36Z")
Extra cheese, and lots of it on a fairly thick crust. Lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/17 "2002-08-02T06:02:30Z")
Oh yes! Pizza! With lots of everything! Except…anchovies. ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/18 "2002-08-02T06:10:49Z")
So, in ref to the OP, I wonder what you do about the asphalt granules in the dough? Or maybe that’s what I’ve _always_ been finding in Pizza Hut crusts over the years - and I always thought they were just carbon zits from the oven. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/19 "2002-08-04T15:52:20Z")
Pepperoni, onions and anchovies. Thin crust. 3 item. Add green pepper and mush for 5. Works every time. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/20 "2002-08-04T17:44:15Z")
Heavy sauce, pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon (optional - pizza is the only thing I will eat bacon on), onions, and green peppers. Papa John’s, all the way. -Dirty [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819.md?page=2)