# How do you like YOUR pizza?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819 "2002-08-01T04:03:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/21 "2002-08-04T17:53:21Z")

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I can’t say as I like little bits of gravl in my dough but I do like it with barbecue sauce and chicken strips on it. Or many, too die for, too die for.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/22 "2002-08-04T21:33:03Z")

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Tuna and egg. I think I must be strange.

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**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/23 "2002-08-04T23:18:42Z")

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How do I like my pizza?  
Free 🙂

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/24 "2002-08-05T00:33:35Z")

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\<sobs\> It occured to me about a month ago that I wanted pizza. That surprised me, since I’m usually pretty resigned to a pizza-free existance, given the only part of it that wouldn’t make me sick is the crust. Though, that’s what I wanted, the nice golden crust at the end of the pizza, away from the dangerous parts, like sauce and cheese. So basically, I just want the crusts, cut off of a real pizza. Someone else can eat the rest. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-pizza/121819/25 "2002-08-05T04:18:18Z")

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**elfkin477** , a friend of mine used to call those “pizza bones” and fed them to his dog. Try calling a pizza place and see if they’ll give you a deal on a plain crust. It’s worth a shot.

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