# How do you like your sillicon breasts? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166 "2002-12-12T01:58:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![verybdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/49beb7/32.png) [@verybdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verybdog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/1 "2002-12-12T01:58:15Z")
I know this is crazy, but maybe some brave ladies might want to talk about it. I am listening. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/2 "2002-12-12T02:04:05Z")
Uh…IMHO? I would add more, but I ain’t a lady. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/3 "2002-12-12T02:13:56Z")
I don’t think a lady would like “sillicon” (silicon) breasts unless she was a [Horta](http://www.elysiumgates.com/~apaulo/startrek/ep-26.htm). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/4 "2002-12-12T02:17:16Z")
[Hannibal Lecter voice] Lightly braised, with a tarragon-mushroom glaze and a nice kiannti (shurpshurpshurp) [/HLv] ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/5 "2002-12-12T02:19:13Z")
Over easy, with a crisp black lace crust and a sprig of mint. –Nott ---
**Author:** ![verybdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/49beb7/32.png) [@verybdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verybdog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/6 "2002-12-12T02:23:07Z")
“Silicon”…that’s right. ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/7 "2002-12-12T02:30:55Z")
Under glass with some botox chicken lips. I agree… this is IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/8 "2002-12-12T02:31:22Z")
“Silicon” is an element. Pure silicon is solid, and used to make semiconductors. “Silicon **e** ” is a rubber that contains silicon, and used to make implants. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/9 "2002-12-12T02:56:39Z")
The General Questions forum (GQ) is for questions with factual answers. Polls and surveys belong in the In My Humble Opinion forum (IMHO), so I’ll move this thread over there. bibliophage moderator GQ ---
**Author:** ![verybdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/49beb7/32.png) [@verybdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verybdog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/10 "2002-12-12T04:46:36Z")
For example, …your emotion… self-esteem…boosted confidence…before and after…regrets…lessons…it seems there are so much to talk about… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/11 "2002-12-12T14:14:00Z")
Are you thinking about breast implants? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/12 "2002-12-12T18:25:42Z")
Maybe his question was only directed at female cyborgs? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/13 "2002-12-12T18:30:52Z")
On the paint mixer. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/14 "2002-12-12T23:25:47Z")
I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/15 "2002-12-12T23:30:49Z")
Can we have pictures? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/16 "2002-12-13T00:31:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I don’t. \*\* Which begs the question… what’s wrong with them? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/17 "2002-12-13T01:58:15Z")
Damn. I came in to say say, “Over-easy with a side of bacon”, but once again I’m too late! Curse you, commitments that kept me from posting earlier!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/18 "2002-12-13T06:04:01Z")
Why would I want silicone? I’ve got the real thing, baby. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/19 "2002-12-13T06:21:03Z")
I want breast implants in my elbows, just so I can rest my arms on my desk without them getting sore. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166/20 "2002-12-13T11:45:05Z")
Perhaps you should consider a softer desk. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-like-your-sillicon-breasts/142166.md?page=2)