# How do you make a flirt thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486 "2001-10-10T02:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/21 "2001-10-10T22:16:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > > \*\* Not even close to being as cute as you though šŸ˜‰ \*\* > > Careful, sweetheart. Iā€™m shockingly single and _very_ susceptible to flattery right nowā€¦ _bats eyelashes_ \*\* In that case, here are a dozen roses, and please have a seat as I sing you a love songā€¦ [me singing]La-dy, from the moment I saw you standing, whoa whoa all aloneā€¦[/me singing] Oh Geobabe, if only I could count the grains of sand on a beach, or all the stars in the sky would I be able to measure your beauty, for your loveliness knows no bounds, and cannot be equaled. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/22 "2001-10-10T22:46:02Z")
Oof. Hang on a sec while I decide whether to forgive you for getting that song stuck in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/23 "2001-10-11T02:25:53Z")
_knocks on door_ Excuse me is this the thread whereā€¦ _sees large amounts of mush and lovey dovey kinda stuff going on_ _backs out slowly_ _gets kicked back in by Cranky_ FINE FINE!! So umā€¦ how you ladies doing? ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/24 "2001-10-11T02:29:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > > \*\*Or perhaps that **dlgirl** ā€¦ \*\* > > Hmmmmā€¦that doesnā€™t sound like a bad idea. Mind if I try? šŸ˜‰ \*\* Knock yourself out, babe. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/25 "2001-10-11T02:54:49Z")
**Geobabe** , _mano grazi mylimoji_, your [picture on the People Pages](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/geobabe.html) is totally **hot!** _Rrrowr!_ All the blokes will be after you now. Just remember me, _tave mileju, tave buciuoju tukstantiu buciniais._ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/26 "2001-10-11T03:27:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jomo Mojo \* > \*\* All the blokes will be after you now. \*\* Oh, like they werenā€™t before. Problem is, none of them seem to be in the same time zone as me. _sigh_ If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, Iā€™d be a happy girl. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/27 "2001-10-11T03:43:04Z")
* * * Jomo Mojo said: \ I sure do love to hear that purr! * * * Oooh, a rhyme! What other kinds of original poetry can compose for me, Sugar? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/28 "2001-10-11T07:10:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > Oh, like they werenā€™t before. Problem is, none of them seem to be in the same time zone as me. _sigh_ If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, Iā€™d be a happy girl. I looked at the picture, all I can say is a quote I learned from my dad: ā€œ **Damn girl you make my sticker peck out** ā€ (Heā€™s an uncurable hill billy) so, uh, how do you feel about fat old ugly married guys? [sub] **crossing his fingers** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/29 "2001-10-11T12:35:26Z")
Along with cold beer varieties, and red wine, ā€œScreaming Orgasmā€, ā€œSex On The Beachā€, ā€œBartenderā€™s Semenā€, and some other imaginative cocktails are being served now!! Come over and party on with a bit more juice in you!!! [sub]And they are free to boot[/sub] PS: Celestina and Geobabeā€¦ I have a feeling it would be such a blast to work with you ladiesā€¦ Would you mind being the waitresses for one party? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/30 "2001-10-11T12:59:36Z")
Oh bartender? May I have a little ā€œBartenderā€™s Semenā€? Iā€™ve never tried it before, and Iā€™m always up for something new. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/31 "2001-10-11T13:07:23Z")
Always preferred a ā€œSlow Comofortable Screwā€ myself but Iā€™ll wait for waitress service to begin. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/32 "2001-10-11T13:11:43Z")
\*_/////TP!!!\\*_ Ok, please be my guest. But keep in mind, it might be addictive! [sub]ā€¦and goes very well along with the SOTBā€¦(/sub) ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/33 "2001-10-11T13:12:41Z")
**Verrain** , you just may have to get me one of those when you come to NYā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/34 "2001-10-11T13:27:27Z")
Well if I hit all the lights I could be there in two hours. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/35 "2001-10-11T13:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Krotchkritter \* > \*\* so, uh, how do you feel about fat old ugly married guys? > \*\* Oooh, sorry, marriedā€™s a deal breaker. We can still be friends, thoughā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/36 "2001-10-11T13:45:11Z")
Oh, and **Verrain**? What was that you wanted again? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/37 "2001-10-11T13:49:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, Iā€™d be a happy girl. \*\* I am 1 hour away from the DC area by planeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/38 "2001-10-11T13:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > > \*\*If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, Iā€™d be a happy girl. \*\* > > I am 1 hour away from the DC area by planeā€¦ \*\* And youā€™re waiting forā€¦? ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/39 "2001-10-11T13:59:41Z")
_wanders up to the bar, sees **Watermelon man** busy_ Geez, gotta do everything myself around here! _wanders behind the bar, mixes up some stuff, gulps it down, makes a face, then tries again_ Whoo! Now this is a party! Uh, this IS a party, right? ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/40 "2001-10-11T14:08:15Z")
_notices MrBlue standing alone_ Okay, Iā€™m still not really participating in this thread, so Iā€™ll just yell all this from over by the door. MrBlue92, you are - Tall - Attractive - Gainfully employed - Well-read - Well-travelled - Educated - Funny - Charming - Humble And you: - Wear cool glasses - drive a truck - seem to have a lot of patients with the wimmins - take good vacation photos - own the coolest Tyvek world map ever! šŸ™‚ Seriously, any of you Doper females who are fooled by his quiet ways and self-deprecating refusal to flirt overmuch are missing the boat here. Iā€™ve checked out the guy, and weā€™re talking prime Grade-A beef. (pardon me for the objectification of your person, MrBlue) _leers a bit_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=3)