# How do you make a flirt thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486 "2001-10-10T02:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/41 "2001-10-11T14:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*Well if I hit all the lights I could be there in two hours. 😉 \*\* Oh, the temptation! And I _am_ home from work today, too… ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/42 "2001-10-11T15:20:01Z")
Hey {{{Watermelon Man}}}, I will try my best to waitress for you while I wait for Jomo Mojo to recite his next poetic creation for me. 🙂 Hmmm. What Verrain’s having sounds really intriguing. [sidles up to Verrain] {{{{{Verrain}}}}} I’d ask you for a sip of your drink so I can make sure that Watermelon Man put enough of the right ingredients in it, Sweetie, but it seems like you’re being rather well taken care of. [goes over to Verrain] So mrblue92, have you put in your drink order yet? What would YOU like to drink? ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/43 "2001-10-11T15:34:14Z")
I don’t need any of those fancy schmancy mixers you guys are making up. Just give me a **mrblue**. On ice. Oh and with a cherry on a little sword. Thanks. :smiles mischieviously at **mrblue** : ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/44 "2001-10-11T16:20:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*\* seem to have a lot of patients with the wimmins_\* Last time I checked, I was not a doctor. But I can play one upon request. (Of course, it would likely end up being a doctor of psychiatry…) > [@](#): > > \*\*\* own the coolest Tyvek world map ever!\*\* Only because it’s on loan from the Cranky Collection… 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*(pardon me for the objectification of your person, MrBlue) _leers a bit_ \*\* Oh, you seem _very_ sorry… 🙂 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by celestina_\*\* > So mrblue92, have you put in your drink order yet? What would YOU like to drink?\*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by dlgirl_\*\* > Just give me a mrblue. On ice.\*\* Looks like I’m already drunk! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/45 "2001-10-11T17:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > > > \*\*If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, I’d be a happy girl. \*\* > > > > I am 1 hour away from the DC area by plane… \*\* > > And you’re waiting for…? \*\* 1). An invitation. 2). A time and place. 3). my company to pay for my next business trip to DC (should happen in Nov. or Dec.) 4). The 5 mile line at the airport security checkpoint to recede. 5). To make sure I am forgiven for getting a song stuck in your head ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/46 "2001-10-11T17:52:02Z")
So it’s okay that I drink you, **mrblue**? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/47 "2001-10-11T18:15:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* 1). An invitation. > 2). A time and place. > 3). my company to pay for my next business trip to DC (should happen in Nov. or Dec.) > 4). The 5 mile line at the airport security checkpoint to recede. > 5). To make sure I am forgiven for getting a song stuck in your head \*\* 1. I thought that was implicit in the discussion already. Sheesh. Are you always this thick? Oh, wait, you’re male. Never mind. 2. See 3) 3. I’m not sure I want to wait that long. I’m an impatient little hussy. 4. I am well worth any effort expended on my behalf, I assure you. 5. The Brahms Requiem is back in there now, so you’re off the hook, at least for the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/48 "2001-10-11T19:00:42Z")
I notice, **Geobabe** , that you didn’t extend that invitation to me. After all, **mrblue** won the heart of our fair **dlgirl** , so I can’t knock the bottom of her. Therefore, I think it’s only fair that I be allowed to throw it in you. I mean, after showing me your luscious cleavage, how am I supposed to not want to? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/49 "2001-10-11T19:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*I notice, **Geobabe** , that you didn’t extend that invitation to me. \*\* Oh, are you done throwing yourself at all the other women of the SDMB? 😉 I didn’t extend the invitation to you because you weren’t here. You wanna chase me, you gotta chase me. I ain’t gonna go chasing you. Are you spending a lot of quality time with those shots of my cleavage? I notice they haven’t been posted anywhere. Greedy thing. ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/50 "2001-10-11T19:28:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*So it’s okay that I drink you, **mrblue**? \*\* Um… um… I don’t… um… well… [sub]ok.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/51 "2001-10-11T19:34:01Z")
Well, if they’re on the house, I’ll take a Suffering Bastard or a Screaming Viking. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/52 "2001-10-11T19:38:38Z")
Mmmmmm…Good. Then I’ll just sip here and bite here…😉 ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/53 "2001-10-11T19:43:34Z")
Darn it! I meant that last post for **mrblue**. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/54 "2001-10-11T19:51:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*1) I thought that was implicit in the discussion already. Sheesh. Are you always this thick? Oh, wait, you’re male. Never mind. > 2) See 3) > 3) I’m not sure I want to wait that long. I’m an impatient little hussy. > 4) I am well worth any effort expended on my behalf, I assure you. > 5) The Brahms Requiem is back in there now, so you’re off the hook, at least for the moment. \*\* Oh, the way you belittle and degrade me is getting me so aroused, I’ll be there in an hour. No, really, I’ll be there in an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/55 "2001-10-11T20:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Oh, are you done throwing yourself at all the other women of the SDMB? 😉 \*\* Hey, now…there’s a pecking order. And you, my dear **Geobabe** , are definitley in the top 5. > [@](#): > > \*\* > > Are you spending a lot of quality time with those shots of my cleavage? I notice they haven’t been posted anywhere. Greedy thing. \*\* Hey, I’m a single, unattached guy. Of course I’m hoarding those pictures for my own use! ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/56 "2001-10-11T20:19:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > **Hey, now…there’s a pecking order. And you, my dear Geobabe, are definitley in the top 5.** _AHEM_ Hello?? I thought we had a thing going here. But geez, if the lovely and talented **Geo** is in your top five, there’s no WAY I can get any higher than, say, 45 or so. _sigh_ Back to the drawing board… [sub]unless, of course, I’m somewhere on **Geo’s** list…[/sub] -BK ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/57 "2001-10-11T20:21:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*\*_/////TP!!!\\*_ > > Ok, please be my guest. > > But keep in mind, it might be addictive! > > [sub]…and goes very well along with the SOTB…[/sub] \*\* And how on earth did I miss this earlier? To think, I almost missed out on a special drink from the best looking bartender in the place. To make it up to you, I _will_ take some Sex on the Beach with my Bartender’s Semen… and I see myself coming back for more of both. ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/58 "2001-10-11T20:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*Mmmmmm…Good. Then I’ll just sip here and bite here… \*\* OW! Hey! ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/59 "2001-10-11T20:31:57Z")
Sorry sweetie…was that too hard? ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/60 "2001-10-11T20:36:59Z")
Just surprised me… hey, is that Brian Molko over there? _steals a kiss_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=4)