# How do you make a flirt thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486 "2001-10-10T02:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/61 "2001-10-11T20:42:18Z")
Whe…hey, wait a minute…:grabs **mrblue** by the neck and kisses him deeply: How’s that? :giggling: ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/62 "2001-10-11T20:53:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\* > > _AHEM_ Hello?? I thought we had a thing going here. But geez, if the lovely and talented **Geo** is in your top five, there’s no WAY I can get any higher than, say, 45 or so. \*sigh[/sub] > \*\* How wrong you are, my pet. You happen to also be in the top five. I’m not revealing who is in which space, though. I _will_ say, however, that the top five consists of, in no particular order: [list]\*\* jarbabyj bobkitty Cougarfang Geobabe\*\*, and a tie between **dlgirl** and **Medea’s Child** ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/63 "2001-10-11T20:56:23Z")
Goodness. A multi-flirt. I’m talented, I can handle this. Let’s take these in order… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* Oh, the way you belittle and degrade me is getting me so aroused, I’ll be there in an hour. > > No, really, I’ll be there in an hour. \*\* I haven’t even begun to belittle and degrade you. But if you’re that easily aroused, we should definitely talk. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* Hey, now…there’s a pecking order. And you, my dear **Geobabe** , are definitley in the top 5._\* Pish. I wait in line for no man. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\* [sub]unless, of course, I’m somewhere on **Geo’s** list…[/sub]_\* Oh my! Well, I am straight, but then again, I did go to Smith…and as **vix** can attest, I’m an equal opportunity gropee. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/64 "2001-10-11T20:57:36Z")
Well, aren’t _I_ a lucky little girl. Thanks, **Superdude**. 🙂 But **mrblue** still has me. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/65 "2001-10-11T21:02:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Pish. I wait in line for no man. \*\* Oh, but I’m worth it. Trust me. Or should I send you my credentials and references? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/66 "2001-10-11T21:15:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > **But if you’re that easily aroused, we should definitely talk.** Easily aroused only by the perfect combination of smart, sexy and sassy. And you, Geobabe, have definitely got it. BTW, easily aroused does NOT mean easily climactic, that takes a couple of whiles. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/67 "2001-10-11T21:31:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* Easily aroused only by the perfect combination of smart, sexy and sassy. And you, Geobabe, have definitely got it._\* You, sir, are clearly a man of discriminating taste. C’mere. _smooch!_ > [@](#): > > \*\* > BTW, easily aroused does NOT mean easily climactic, that takes a couple of whiles. 😉 \*\* Well, I would certainly hope so. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* Oh, but I’m worth it. Trust me. Or should I send you my credentials and references? \*\* I think you should. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/68 "2001-10-11T21:57:52Z")
That can be arranged. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/69 "2001-10-11T22:25:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > **You, sir, are clearly a man of discriminating taste. C’mere. _smooch!_** Thank you, and may I add that you taste good too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/70 "2001-10-11T23:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*That can be arranged. \*\* Very well, then. I’ll expect it on my desk, in triplicate, first thing in the morning. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*Thank you, and may I add that you taste good too 😉 \*\* Really? I’m a little sweaty right now. I just came back from a run. (And if I do say so myself, DAMN, do my legs look good!) I’ll be in the shower for the next 15 minutes or so if anyone needs me… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/71 "2001-10-11T23:18:57Z")
Or perhaps you’ll need one of us, **Geo**. You know wash your back, hand you a towel, that sort of thing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/72 "2001-10-11T23:30:29Z")
C’mon over. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/73 "2001-10-12T00:53:57Z")
That sound you just heard was the sound barrier being broken in a Chevy Malibu. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/74 "2001-10-12T03:27:14Z")
WooooHOOOOOO!! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/75 "2001-10-12T03:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*Whe…hey, wait a minute…:grabs **mrblue** by the neck and kisses him deeply: How’s that? :giggling: \*\* Works for me. [Aside: See folks? Anyone can follow the recipe, even a poor schmuck like me.] ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/76 "2001-10-12T04:11:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > > \*\*Whe…hey, wait a minute…:grabs **mrblue** by the neck and kisses him deeply: How’s that? :giggling: \*\* > > Works for me. > > [Aside: See folks? Anyone can follow the recipe, even a poor schmuck like me.] \*\* Oh, you’re not a poor schmuck, sweetums. You are a very rich man. You have me. And I am a rich woman, to have someone like you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/77 "2001-10-12T12:14:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > Oh, you’re not a poor schmuck, sweetums. You are a very rich man. You have me. And I am a rich woman, to have someone like you. 🙂 Aww… (Now stop it before you make everyone else puke, K?) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/78 "2001-10-12T14:04:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > [B(And if I do say so myself, DAMN, do my legs look good!) > \*\* I’d really really like to be the judge of that! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/79 "2001-10-12T14:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > > (And if I do say so myself, DAMN, do my legs look good!) > > I’d really really like to be the judge of that! \*\* They will be on prominent display at the January NYCDope, as I will certainly be wearing my Official Dopefest Miniskirt[sup]tm[/sup], possibly at Dope-A-Ween (haven’t picked out my costume yet; I better get busy!) and at numerous other events in the Northern Virginia area. Or were you thinking more along the lines of a private showing? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486/80 "2001-10-12T15:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*Or were you thinking more along the lines of a private showing? \*\* Actually I was thinking of a picture, but if there is the option of a private showing, then I’ll take on of those please! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-make-a-flirt-thread/86486.md?page=5)