# How do YOU mend a broken heart? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 25, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101 "2006-09-25T18:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/161 "2006-10-05T20:36:40Z")
… :Realizes he’s been left by the wayside: : ☹ : ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/162 "2006-10-05T20:39:29Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] … :Realizes he’s been left by the wayside: : ☹ : [/QUOTE] Whatcho talkin’ 'bout Willis? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/163 "2006-10-06T09:26:01Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] So, uh, where should I mail the cheque? 😉 [/QUOTE] Actually, I"d settle for you fulfilling my “Cite” request in your Pit thread. 🙂 (Though, I wouldn’t complain if you decided to do what **Count Blucher** said. ;)) No kidding, **alice** , I do think that you’re a really nifty person, and I almost always read the threads you start, even if I don’t respond to them. When you were asking for advice about a guy, someone told you to “put out” and you replied with, “Of course! A girl has needs, you know.” That just cracked me up, had to be the funniest thing I read the whole week. I know I’m not your type of guy (and even if I was, I Just couldn’t move to Canada, no offense, I’ve been there, it’s a lovely place for certain, but I’m an American at heart, and no matter cute you might look in a snowbunny suit, it’s just waaaay too cold there for my tastes.), but I’d count myself a lucky man, indeed, if I was able to settle down with someone half as nice as you. (Another way that you resemble the late Ms. Hepburn is that it’s quite obvious that your beauty is created by what is within you, and not merely a product of genetics or cosmetics.) If anyone ever asks me why women are called the fairer sex, all i’d need to do is show them your picture and they’d understand. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/164 "2006-10-06T14:25:38Z")
Wow **Tuckerfan**. That’s cool. It’s nice to be liked. 🙂 Regarding what I said in my pit thread, I was just kidding. (mostly 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/165 "2006-10-06T18:13:22Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Wow **Tuckerfan**. That’s cool. It’s nice to be liked. 🙂 Regarding what I said in my pit thread, I was just kidding. (mostly 😉 ) [/QUOTE] You are _such_ a tease! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101/166 "2006-10-06T18:36:15Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] You are _such_ a tease! 😛 [/QUOTE] You know you love it. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-mend-a-broken-heart/374101.md?page=8)