# How do you ork a cow?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852 "2002-04-10T15:43:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852/21 "2002-04-11T14:54:01Z")

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> How do you ork a cow?

Give it a wedgie?

You know…

You: \<yank\>

Cow: Ork!

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852/22 "2002-04-11T17:14:15Z")

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Well, now! I’d suspected the usage pre-dated DNRCNL#17, but to learn that Cow-Orkers have been wth us for so long…! I learn new things every day!

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