# How do you ork a cow?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852 "2002-04-10T15:43:47Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-ork-a-cow/102852/20 "2002-04-11T14:52:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \*  
> \*\*All of my cow-orkers are outstanding in their field.
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> Thank You! I’ll be here all weak. \*\*

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!  
Awwww-Geez-  
Gotta catch my breath…  
Snicker  
tee hee.  
It’s always the silly ones like this that get me going…  
chuckle

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