How do you pronounce "Qwlghm"?

With a tissue or hankerchief covering my mouth.

Noooo, I can’t do that. I usually turn to anyone who might be nearby and say “How would you pronounce this?” Whatever they say, I adopt. Otherwise, I will hyperfocus on my inability to settle on a pronunciation.

Do you hear words in your head as you read? I know some people don’t. I always do.

If you trick him into saying it backwards, he gets returned to his home in the Fifth Dimension.

Qwlghm Schmwlghm!