# How do you say "MPSIMS"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544 "2007-10-04T20:30:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/41 "2007-10-05T04:23:16Z")

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At two Dopefests I’ve heard seasoned, battle-hardened mods say “Em pee sims,” so that’s good enough for me.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/42 "2007-10-05T04:47:00Z")

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Mip-sims.  
Im-ho.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/43 "2007-10-05T05:08:07Z")

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I work with more acronyms than you could make from a bowl of alphabet soup. I don’t ever say it, but I think of it in my head as “Mundane Pointless Stuff”, and would probably pronounce it M P SIMS if it ever came up.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/44 "2007-10-05T06:23:18Z")

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Em Pee Sims

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/45 "2007-10-05T06:36:29Z")

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[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th]  
I always think/read it wrong. To me, I always see ‘‘MSPMS’’

and in my head that sounds like ‘‘msspms,’’ not really a recognizable word at all.

I’m not dyslexic, I swear. I just can’t get my brain around this particular constructions of letters.

[/QUOTE]

Whoa. This is EXACTLY how I see it as well. For some reason it always becomes MSPMS in my brain. 😕

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/46 "2007-10-05T18:08:28Z")

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Am I the only person who says “em-psi-ems?” (psi as in the Greek letter, pronounced si). So “em-si-ems”, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/47 "2007-10-05T18:23:38Z")

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I agree with **twickster** \* – the pronunciations are “em-pee-SIMZ” and “IMM-hoe”.

- assuming she places the accents where I do

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/48 "2007-10-05T18:24:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
I agree with **twickster** \* – the pronunciations are “em-pee-SIMZ” and “IMM-hoe”.

- assuming she places the accents where I do  
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But of course, mon ami!

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/49 "2007-10-05T19:28:12Z")

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The obviously correct pronunciations are “em-pee-simz” and “I-M-H-O”.

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Viridiana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Viridiana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viridiana)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/50 "2007-10-05T20:32:29Z")

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_sigh_ I know…KNOW the letters are jumbling around in my brain. But, Miss Pisems.

I do think Im-ho, though.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/51 "2007-10-05T22:22:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Em Pee Sims.

All other ways of saying it are blatently incorrect, and are a sure indication of deviant behavior.  
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Same here.

FTR, my prom photo would be all over the Web, but she was a bit of a butterface. I was actually kind of a player back then (not so much anymore), but she had a huge crush on me and I felt bad that she didn’t have a date, so I took her to prom.

The fact that I was clashing in white and black, though? That was my bad.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/52 "2007-10-05T22:42:55Z")

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I’ve always pronounced it “ahleckshandergremble” but I’m different.

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**Author:** ![Dying\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Dying\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dying_Butterfly)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/53 "2007-10-06T00:08:26Z")

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Mip-sims for me.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/54 "2007-10-06T00:11:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Dying Butterfly]  
Mip-sims for me.  
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Same here. I was beginning to think I was the only one.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/55 "2007-10-06T00:18:45Z")

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I say, bunch of sad losers who can’t cut it in the pit. But that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/56 "2007-10-06T01:43:58Z")

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I pronounce each letter separately in most cases.

Em-pee-es-eye-em-ess  
Eye-em-aych-o  
Gee-dee  
Gee-cue  
The Pit

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/57 "2007-10-06T01:52:52Z")

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Another mipsims vote here.

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**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/58 "2007-10-06T02:14:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]  
I pronounce each letter separately in most cases.

Em-pee-es-eye-em-ess  
Eye-em-aych-o  
Gee-dee  
Gee-cue  
The Pit  
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Same here.

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**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/59 "2007-10-06T05:01:42Z")

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M-X-P-X

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/60 "2007-10-06T07:20:09Z")

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eye ham sofa king wee todd …

What? Oh.

I have no idea where I get the extra syllables from, but I generally think em-pee-ess-isms. Kind of like, libertarianism, Judaism, etc., but with an abbreviated Mundane Personal Shit as the root. Why it’s plural? Because eye ham sofa…

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