# How do you say "MPSIMS"?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544 "2007-10-04T20:30:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/61 "2007-10-06T08:00:39Z")

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M.P. Sims  
Immhoe

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/62 "2007-10-07T00:34:17Z")

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Muhp-sims. I’m not sure how to represent the first syllable, but it is like the “ma” in “material”.

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**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/63 "2007-10-07T00:46:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Viridiana]  
_sigh_ I know…KNOW the letters are jumbling around in my brain. But, Miss Pisems.

I do think Im-ho, though.  
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Me too. Miss Pisems sounds like the name of a cranky librarian, does it not?

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/64 "2007-10-07T00:52:31Z")

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[QUOTE=amarone]  
Muhp-sims. I’m not sure how to represent the first syllable, but it is like the “ma” in “material”.  
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[Schwa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa), or an upside-down e. It’s not in the Latin alphabet because (IIUC) it came from Hebrew and is most prevalent in Germanic languages (German, English, Dutch, Frisian, Scots, etc.), and AFAIK doesn’t exist in the Romance languages.

And here’s something that might win you a couple hundred bucks on Jeopardy: it is the most common sound in the English language.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/65 "2007-10-07T01:01:17Z")

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I’m with the em-pee-sims crew.

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**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/66 "2007-10-07T01:05:29Z")

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When I think about it, I say all the words completely in my mind. I don’t think I’ve ever said it out loud.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/67 "2007-10-07T02:05:06Z")

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I must have some type of disorder, because I pronounce it “ **M** -pizzums”, which is obviously wrong.

Come to think of it, I used to call doughnuts “Doug-hunts”. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-say-mpsims/421544/68 "2007-10-07T19:54:13Z")

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