# How do you tittilate an ocelot?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 31, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855 "2003-01-31T14:09:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/1 "2003-01-31T14:09:22Z")
Oscillate its tit a lot.
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### Author:  [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/2 "2003-01-31T14:32:57Z")
I reiterate: just floss a lot.
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/3 "2003-01-31T14:38:56Z")
And Austrians say “Schloss” a lot.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/4 "2003-01-31T14:46:20Z")
Has **jjimm** been smoking too much pot?
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### Author:  [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/5 "2003-01-31T14:58:32Z")
What’s the meaning of this rot?
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### Author:  [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/6 "2003-01-31T15:01:26Z")
I tossed the boss a long lost tot.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/7 "2003-01-31T15:01:47Z")
We tend to go mad a lot.
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### Author:  [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/8 "2003-01-31T15:03:53Z")
You may believe the OP is not,
A work of art but load of rot,
He appears to be talking from his bot,
But I’ll forgive him 'cos his bot is hot,
So pert and cradled in his new culottes.
[sub]pass the spliff, jjimm[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/9 "2003-01-31T15:08:44Z")
Ocelots [growl](http://www.skerri.8m.com/) a lot.
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/10 "2003-01-31T15:16:17Z")
Not fair, **manwithaplan** used up _all_ the “-ot” rhymes.
That was very selfish of you.
Apologise, or you’ll have to stand in the corner.
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### Author:  [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/11 "2003-01-31T15:20:44Z")
Who cares a tittle? Or a jot?
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### Author:  [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/12 "2003-01-31T15:26:50Z")
I apologise, I’m such a clot,
Yours sincerely, manwithaplot.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/13 "2003-01-31T15:28:19Z")
An answer for this I have not got.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/14 "2003-01-31T15:30:33Z")
My nose is full of bright green snot,
So I tend to pick it a lot,
Washte would rather that I’d not,
Er… I can’t think of a good bon mot.
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### Author:  [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/15 "2003-01-31T15:33:07Z")
For over-rhyming, I should be shot,
Or subjected to the garotte.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/16 "2003-01-31T15:35:15Z")
Let’s hope in your mouth is a microdot.
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### Author:  [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/17 "2003-01-31T16:22:58Z")
> [@](#):
>
> **I have to push the pram a lot**
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, diddly-diddly dee _clonk_.
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### Author:  [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/18 "2003-01-31T17:35:16Z")
Did anyone else start singing the above posts to this tune?
> [@](#):
>
> Do you like boobs a lot?
> (You gotta like boobs a lot.)
> Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
> (You gotta like boobs a lot.)
>
> Do you wear your jock a lot?
> (Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
> Got to wear your jock a lot.
> (Got to wear your jock a lot.)
> Jock a lot, jock a lot.
> (You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
> Got to wear your jock a lot.
> (You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
“Boobs a Lot” by the Holy Modal Rounders 1971
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/19 "2003-01-31T18:02:54Z")
A child’s got more bones than a grown up’s got.
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### Author:  [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/20 "2003-01-31T18:34:45Z")
So shall we go to Camelot?
(We’ll get cheap flights on Aeroflot.)
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