# How do you tittilate an ocelot?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 31, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855 "2003-01-31T14:09:22Z")
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### Author: ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/21 "2003-01-31T18:42:28Z")

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Those budget airline planes are shot  
Your sword, in customs, will get caught.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-tittilate-an-ocelot/151855/22 "2003-01-31T18:46:17Z")

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Tittilate? I think you oughta not.  
In some states you will be shot.  
And then what have you got?  
A wild cat with knockers, that’s wot.

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