# how do YOU want to go out?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 9, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-want-to-go-out/608871 "2012-01-09T00:24:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-want-to-go-out/608871/21 "2012-01-09T16:16:18Z")

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105 years old, shot to death in bed by a jealous husband.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-want-to-go-out/608871/22 "2012-01-09T17:11:30Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> 105 years old, shot to death in bed by a jealous husband.

Close but I would go for any time after say 80 years old, in the arms of some 18 year old redhead with a trick pelvis. Her boyfriend or husband doing the killing.

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**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-want-to-go-out/608871/23 "2012-01-09T22:41:59Z")

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There’s one spot in the US where four states come together at the corners, it’s imaginatively named ‘Four Corners’. My husband wants to go out with one limb in each state, just for the massive jurisdiction problems it’d cause. He’s been told that jurisdiction will probably end up with whichever state official shows up last - the previous three will already have nudged his body OUT of their state!

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**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-want-to-go-out/608871/24 "2012-01-10T02:36:47Z")

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Don’t know about you lot, but I ticked the “immortality” box on the form they give you waiting in the pre- birth queue…

But just in case there is a paperwork snafu and I have to go anyway, **elbows** idea is nice.

In the floods about a year ago here there was a mother with two young sons trapped in a car about to be washed away. Man in a boat comes to the rescue and he reaches out for the twelve year old boy, who waves him away and says “Take my brother first”. Younger brother is pulled out and rescued just as the floodwater washes the vehicle with mother and brave son away to their deaths.

Twelve year old kid was more heroic than I’ll ever be. I never knew him, but I won’t ever forget him. That would be one hell of a way to go.

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