How does a Christian reconcile Creation with fossils?

Here’s my offering (as a believing Christian): God is probably a pretty good chemist and biologist. He made the earth and the universe, but I don’t know exactly how. I don’t have to know exactly how everything works–at least not right this minute. I plan on learning a lot after I die. Meanwhile, I don’t worry a whole lot, and try to live right. Just MHO.
(Note that this does not mean that I avoid anything on earth science or the universe. As a self-respecting librarian, I read a lot and try to keep up with things.)

That’s OK, I won’t criticise, and nobody should be able to criticise you for applying this to yourself (it’s not as if you’re harming anyone, just minding your own business), trouble is, there are those amongst the creationist camp who would like to extend this sort of (non)approach to science in general, particularly the science taught in schools.

(An extract from the unabridged version of Exodus)

:slight_smile:

Oi reckons he didn’t take the fish. Bain’t no mention of no goiant taaanks. So loike Eddie Izzard 'imself once saaid… aaall the baaad ducks survoived (“quack… heeheehee”). Aaaand the baaad lobsters. Aaand so forth.

Oi know, oi know, there ain’t no baaad ducks, the-er-logircally speakin’. But oi’ve met a few in moi own paaarsonal experience which 'ave given me caauuuse for thought.

*The accents in this post have been provided by Radio 4’s The Archers, every weekday at 7pm. Sunday omnibus at 2pm.

Too bloody roight.

Not sure what you mean, Mangetout. It’s not like I’ve ignored the existence of science; I’m well informed and keep up with new developments. I just figure that I don’t know everything, and that while God certainly had a hand in it, I don’t know exactly how and don’t want to waste my time or yours arguing and speculating.

If I were to put that approach into schools, it would be pretty much what we get now (only I would make it more thorough and more interesting, and I wouldn’t let conehead idiots teach biology–I’m looking at you, Mr. Morgan!). Everybody should learn as much as possible about science. What religious spin they choose to put on it is their business, but doesn’t belong in school. That would be my approach.

Polycarp quoted the, ahem, unabridged version of Exodus:

Er … Moses appears to have been off by about a factor of a thousand there. :wink: Ten million years is hardly a drop in the bucket.

I think I misunderstood your stance, sorry.

The thing that I object to (and I’m not tarring you with this brush genie) is the approach “There are things that are beyond our understanding, so we should stop trying to investigate them” (vast oversimplification of the kind of fear-driven religious fundamentalist attitude, which (IMHO) if we examine it closely, really means “my God only inhabits the gaps in your science, please stop closing them”)

FTR, I’m a theist myself; I’ve rejected creationism fairly recently - I can’t bring myself to believe that God would put us here (by whatever means) in such a vastly complex and exotic universe, only to have us blinker ourselves.

Original?? I seem to remember a similar article in Punch magazine? :slight_smile:

GP

My husband’s grandmother believes they were put on Earth by Satan to confuse us. I’d only recently heard the God = testing us theory.

Quite frankly, if I were Satan, I’d put the Bible on Earth to confuse us.

Throatshot: Mine’s a paraphrase of a piece by, I believe, Isaac Asimov, but I doubt it was original with him either.

Tracer: Whaddaya expect when somebody goes quoting Scripture – literal accuracy? :smiley:

Satan as a creative force?!? - novel idea, certainly.

IMHO, I believe the Bible and God creating the world in 6 literal days by faith, not proof.

Any of the following approaches seem to work well for them.

  1. Ignore it. Change the subject abruptly.

  2. The “Appearance of Age Theory”, meaning that God created everything, including seemingly ancient fossils, all at the same time.

http://www.lamblion.com/other/religious/RI-16.html

  1. The “It’s an Evil Conspiracy by Godless Scientists” Theory, nicely summarized on this page.

I especially enjoy that nice touch of comparing the entire scientific community to Hitler.

In other words: “We only ‘know’ how long it takes to fossilize a bone because that’s what Science tells us, and since Scientists are by definition ‘godless’, because only godless men would go around questioning God’s Divine Plan, therefore everything Science tells us is a lie, including how long it actually takes to fossilize a bone.”

The “God put fossils there to test our faith” theory is now largely discredited in the mainstream Creationist community, due to the belated realization that a God Who would make fake fossils and plant them here and there in the earth’s crust seems a tad, well, deceptive. “Is your God a liar?” sneered the Godless Scientists, so the Young Earth people had to modify the party line a bit.

Just as I thought; a load of BS.

Well, yeah, but it’s BS based on religious faith, which puts it in a whole 'nother category of BS. :smiley:

Not your garden variety “the check is in the mail, really” BS, in other words.

Erm…

I should warn you that I hear the approaching intangible hoofbeats of a non-observable, mono-horned cerise equine entity.

Right, Ducky, it’s Super BS. Facts are useless against it! Logic bounces right off! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

This is just my view, and not necessarily representative of the views of management.

In the beginning, there was nothing. How this can be, I dunno. Ask Hawkings.

God, wherever he was, snapped his fingers (or something like that) and the void was filled with existence. This existence coalesced into what we call The Universe.

Pretty much everything else after just happened, except maybe God reaches into our Universe every now and again and nudges things along in the direction he wants it “All To Turn Out.”

Maybe the dinosaurs displeased him. After all, he was a collosal prick in the Old Testament; think about what he may have been like hundreds of millions of years ago?

Maybe he planted them there, to encourage us to question and explore the nature of His Creation. Maybe there really is a bad guy named Lucifer, and he planted them there to place doubt in our minds.

Maybe religion is merely a construct used by primitive people to rationalize the natural world and the behavior of man and societies.

Maybe I’m talking out of my ass, and have nothing real to contribute to this conversation.

Masybe it’s time to get something to eat. No maybe about it, my stomach’s rumbling.

The only thing I know for sure: if you want answers, you got to figure it all out. This may require some thought and work on your part. Kind of like an infintely large jig-saw puzzle with amorphous shapes.

So pull up a chair, get yourself a cool, refreshing beverage, kick up your feet and set a spell. This is going to take a while.

God created dinosaurs millions of years before humans. That’s just the way it went. Dinosaurs became extinct millions of years before humans were created. Why did God do this? Well, if I were God, the first thing I’d do is make something really cool, too. Even Job 40 refers to the “behemoth” being among the first of His creation. The notion of dinosaurs and man co-existing is an embarassment to Christianity. That is unless your bible states that Adam’s first words were “Yabba dabba doo.” Science can only show how God does things, not whether or not God exists. Before Newton there was no proof that gravity existed, but that didn’t stop gravity from existing. In the same way, evolution only proves to us that the Creator is creative. What, are we supposed to be surprised?