man, as a professional artist, i sure have a lot of opinions about this thread, the topic–and kinda want to punch some of these comments in the belly.
but rather than nitpick the clearly dumbass replies, i’m going to try to feel my way around and do something else.
first, i don’t think the question is a silly or dumb one to ask, but i do think it’s tantamount to other just as ridiculous concepts–
why the hell is gold so valuable? ok, it’s rare, ok it’s hard to (or was hard) to mine. it doesn’t do anything. it’s just pretty.
i think that’s an overwhelmingly similar answer to a lot of art.
but the thing about modern art, minimalism especially, is it’s not hardly at all about how pretty it is. and this is where your previously alluded to “dumbass” replies kick in: 'hey that don’t look like nothin, it’s just green. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS?! I FEEL LEFT OUT SO I AM GOING TO ATTACK IT."
^i think that is the kneejerk reaction you’re all having. add in the mix “someone paid hundreds of thousands of dollars” for the thing you already feel left out of, and boom, you get schisms.
one major thing to consider is that it’s not like someone just saw a random green square and was like “I WILL PAY MILLIONS FOR THIS.” the provenance, history, methodology and intellectual conception matter way, way more than the actual end piece. the value isn’t in the green square, the value is in the tedious course of history leading to that green square.
while i can defend it about that far–i think it’s fucking retarded. i just do. i hate modern art just the same as those who disparage it because it makes them feel alienated, but i can at least see it from both sides.
it’s true that nearly all abstract artists who have been successful are consummate draftsmen who can render realistically if they want. they have extensive fundamentals in all the “art you think is pretty to look at because it looks like the things it looks like,” but they go beyond it to places most people think might be crazy.
some of this stuff i really ‘get.’ i spent some time agonizing over some abstract pieces i did early on. i think the good, real abstract or minimalistic artist do the same thing…it’s just sometimes it ends up being a green square. i guess it’s easy to think they just crapped out that green square in a 4 second impulse to troll the art community, but typically there’s a lot, lot more going on that what the canvas reflects.
and in those cases, it is history, not a painting per se.
it’s not such an ethereal concept; think about art you “get.” is a copy of the mona lisa as valuable as the actual mona lisa? i can paint you a total 1:1 replica. in real paint, on real substrate by a real artist with real brushes. it will have all the tangible physical properties of the same exact other painting…yet one is incalculably valuable and the other is worth more or less materials and time.
on the other hand, there are assholes out there doing bullshit for the sake of bullshit, and winning at it. i knew a guy in college i despised because he was the biggest wannabe pseudo intellectual who couldn’t paint well (bad draftsman) but wanted to matter. so he’d get caught up stapling a piece of carpet he found to a board and painting it white.
he was like “a big deal” around there at the time, popular locally and looked up to on campus.
but i thought he was just a bullshitter.
i would watch him in the studio painting his carpet white…painting this segment of the carpet a solid white color, stepping back, looking at it, tilting his head quizzically, going back and painting more white.
we had a real artist come to campus (real meaning established/renown on the world stage) for a lecture and he popped in the studio to critique us while we worked.
he got to Kevin, the bullshitter, and called him on his bullshit. it took a child-like cycle of three or four “whys” before kevin had no answers for what he was doing. it was just for because.
that stuff goes on, and sometimes they don’t get called on their bullshit OR can bullshit so well people buy their logic.
but that happens in every other facet of humanity as well. politics (how many people bullshit their way into winning a seat?) music (how many terrible, talentless hacks luck into full careers?) movies, actors, preachers, authors, celebrities, etc. there’s tons and tons of bullshitters getting away with their bullshit. and making tons of money at it and having people both dismantle AND defend them to the death.
so i dunno. i think most old minimal art was celebrated for the concept much more than for the end result. in most cases, there really was a lot of energy and artistic suffering leading to what would appear to be a nothing end result.
but then yoko ono exists as well. and puts an apple on a table and wants you to think it means something.