# How does one use a condom incorrectly?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [August 29, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196 "2009-08-29T20:39:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/81 "2010-09-16T17:38:29Z")

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> [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](#):
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> > [@Zebra](#):
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> > You want to know how to prevent pregnancy?  
> > **After** you have sex with the girl, you take off and nuke her from orbit.  
> > It’s the only way to be sure.
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> No sir you’re in the wrong thread, here’s he one that you’ve probably [meant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=529705)

But he’s just a grunt. [sounds better here] !  
I will pursue this joke…🙂

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### Author: ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/82 "2010-09-16T19:19:02Z")

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According to a claimed teacher in this thread you’re NOT supposed to pinch the tip when you put it on. Well, which way is it? The box says I should pinch, random stranger on the internet says I shouldn’t.

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### Author: ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/83 "2010-09-16T20:02:18Z")

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Does this teacher never ejaculate? :dubious:

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### Author: ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/84 "2010-09-16T21:23:15Z")

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I don’t think he’s around anymore so we may never know.

Zombies should just get closed because of stuff like this. 😉

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### Author: ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/85 "2010-09-16T21:27:43Z")

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My friend had a great line for this: “I turn ribbed condoms inside out so _I_ get the pleasure!”

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### Author: ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/86 "2010-09-16T21:34:57Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Off the top of my head

Well duh.

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### Author: ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-use-a-condom-incorrectly/508196/87 "2010-09-17T01:06:26Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> > [@Rigamarole](#):
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> > Especially if it’s going into an area of the body that doesn’t naturally make its own lubrication.
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> Like a nostril?

That wood - be a “booger bugger”.

(Band name!)

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