# How Does This Old Joke Go? (something about a dominant bull and two submissive bulls, or something) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [November 8, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832 "2023-11-08T16:13:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/1 "2023-11-08T16:13:02Z")
I heard a joke recently and have since forgotten it. The setup is that there is a farm, and there are two bulls. A new bull arrives, and he’s mean as shit and keen to assert his dominance. The two lesser bulls discuss things and then … something. The punchline is that one of the lesser bulls says “well at least now he knows I’m not a cow!” Can anyone fill in the rest of the story. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/2 "2023-11-08T18:15:16Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > at least now he knows I’m not a cow!” Scroll down a bit… > **[Stupid cow jokes](https://www.steerplanet.com/threads/stupid-cow-jokes.1035/)** > > I apologize before you even read these! They're pretty bad! > Red  (lol) > > A blonde from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. > "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. > "Not a bunch,... ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/3 "2023-11-08T19:44:51Z")
The only one that comes to mind is an old bull and a young bull standing on a hill overlooking the cows in the meadow. The young bull suggest, “Let’s run down there and have sex with a couple of cows!” The old bull says, “Let’s walk down there and have sex with all of them.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/4 "2023-11-08T21:50:02Z")
From the film _Colors_. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mxNXp86gFnw/hqdefault.jpg "Colors - 1988 - [Two Bulls Scene]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxNXp86gFnw) One of my favorites as a kid was a joke about how a strong gust keeps knocking over the cows but the bulls only sway a little in the wind. Questioned by the cows how they stay upright, one bull tells them “We bulls wobble but we don’t fall down.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/5 "2023-11-10T02:55:23Z")
Two English cows are out grazing in a field. One says “Wot’s all this I hear 'bout Mad Cow Disease then?” The other replies “Nothin’ t’do with me. I’m a helicopter!” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/6 "2023-11-11T18:02:22Z")
One cold day one bull says to the other, “I’m going to slip into a Jersey.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-this-old-joke-go-something-about-a-dominant-bull-and-two-submissive-bulls-or-something/992832/7 "2023-11-12T00:26:51Z")
A female farmer calls the local breeder to bring his bull over and impregnate her cow. The two are leaning against a fence watching the bull do his thing when the breeder grins and says “You know, I could do with some of that.” “Go ahead,” says the farmer. “It’s your bull.” 🤣