# How early is too early for my Festivus Pole?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-early-is-too-early-for-my-festivus-pole/476627>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 10, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-early-is-too-early-for-my-festivus-pole/476627 "2008-12-10T22:27:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![CMiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CMiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CMiller)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-early-is-too-early-for-my-festivus-pole/476627/21 "2008-12-12T04:39:44Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> I’ve always wondered how the Feats of Strength works for households that are only one person. I shared my old apartment with a few other guys, so we just got into a drunken brawl until we were all too tired to continue (we couldn’t agree who was head of the household). But now I live totally alone and visiting family is not an option. Should I just invite friends to my apartment and demand one of them wrestles me?

It’s over when you cum, no friends needed.

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