I must have a high crap tolerance. I read a lot, and the only book I never finished was Oliver Twist. I’d read and thoroughly enjoyed A Tale of Two Cities, so I thought I’d try some more Dickens. But I think I gave up on OT less than halfway through. My simple plot summary of Oliver Twist:
Ooooh, my life is miserable! Woe is me!
Oh, things are looking up! My life is wonderful!
Oh dear, now everything is terrible! Woe! Woe!
Wowie! I love life! I have the happiest life in the world!
Man, now my life sucks again.
What’s that? Why, what a beautiful world! Ain’t life grand?
Alas! Gloom, despair, and agony on me! Deep dark depression, excessive misery …
And so on, ad nauseum.
I got halfway through Clancy’s The Hunt for Red October before I had to put it down, but I came back and finished it after reading a different book. I guess I just needed to take a break from it, or something. To me, Clancy violated that old rule that says, “If you put a pistol on the mantlepiece in the first act, it had better get used in the last act” (or something like that). He simply wore me out by going into such infinitesimal detail describing every knob, switch, and gauge in the submarine’s control room. Too much unnecessary information. One Clancy book was enough for me.
Call me weird, but I really enjoyed the People of … books. (The series is actually called “The First North Americans”.) People of the Wolf is the first in the series. I read nine of the first ten. I came across them when they were donated to the homeless shelter I lived in at the time.
I love reading Piers Anthony, too. And my reading list for the last couple of years is comprised mostly of Dungeons & Dragons novels. I recently finished a trilogy that I almost gave up on after reading the second book. The first book was okay, but the second book was getting vaguely Oliver Twisty. But I’m glad I read the third book, because I thought it kicked ass.
I’ve kept a record of every book I’ve read since November of 1979. I should post that up on my Web site. It could prove interesting.