# How far does oral sex get you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447 "2000-08-23T15:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/41 "2000-08-27T21:31:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*But hey, quit that masturbation stuff altogether, so youll be ready for her next time. \*\* i’m sorry, i know this was a while ago, but… this coming from a guy named “handy?” no offense. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/42 "2000-08-28T03:05:47Z")
Well I agree with Pipeliner, Bulldawg and too many others here: most women aren’t very good at going down on guys. I’ve only ever climaxed through oral sex twice, but I’ve always had problems climaxing in any manner so it never really bothered me until this one who gave me an amazing blowjob. So yes technique is a big thing. Why is the average women so average at it? Well I think we’re forgetting that a lot of guys come easily (particularly when they’re young) and basically all women need to do to a lot of guys is ‘put in an appearance’ down there. Why do they need to \* learn \* anything? They’re obviously - to them - doing it right. I’ve met women who think all they have to do is a bit of sucking and that’ll do it. And of course for some guys that will. In my situation however it won’t. It’s also interesting to note that women who have struggled to get me to climax often feel down on themselves when they can’t. Why? Because they’ve never had problems getting guys to come before. Conclusion as to why so many women suck er… are bad at oral sex? They haven’t learned techniques. Why? Sometimes they haven’t needed to. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/43 "2000-08-28T03:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > > **My first (I think) SDMB marriage proposal and he doesn’t even want me for my mind!** Well, it was for your head! 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four months, two weeks, five days, 1 hour, 11 minutes and 3 seconds. 5641 cigarettes not smoked, saving $705.25. Extra time with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 5 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/44 "2000-08-28T04:51:01Z")
I was wondering who would be the first to post that! Bad boy! ---
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/45 "2000-08-28T05:15:46Z")
One more for the elephant. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/46 "2000-08-28T08:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zenith \* > \*\*One more for the elephant. \*\* I hope this response accidentally got posted to the wrong thread or you have some serious explaining to do! BTW, I think it belongs [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=36254) ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/47 "2000-08-28T10:21:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\* > Why is the average women so average at it? \*\* Because if we’re great at it we don’t get laid. ---
**Author:** ![NiceGuyJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/niceguyjack/32/3069_2.png) [@NiceGuyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NiceGuyJack)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/48 "2000-08-28T11:29:16Z")
It is the skill of the performer. I had a girl friend that just couldn’t figure out how to do it with out getting her teeth involved. It was painful and awkward. Awkward because she wanted so much to please me that way, so I kept letting her try. In the end I started buying flavored condoms (for fun) and just faking the climax. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. She was after all trying to do this for me. By contrast, the absolute best head I received was incredible. Two girls, one was giving me head while the other was licking my balls. It was the most incredible explosive orgasm I ever had. My spunk actually hit the ceiling and hung there. All three of us were rolling around laughing at this. I was so grateful I treated both of them to my secret Tiger Heat method. Guaranteed to give intense pleasure. Don’t you just love that afterglow smile on girls’ faces after they have just experienced an incredible climax? It’s like living art. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/49 "2000-08-28T12:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\* > Well, I do hope the OP is at least 18 as he stated he was a teenager. \*\* Why? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/50 "2000-08-28T13:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diesel \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > > But hey, quit that masturbation stuff altogether, so youll be ready for her next time. > > i’m sorry, i know this was a while ago, but… this coming from a guy named “handy?” no offense. Wow. I just had a thought. Do ya think that people who speak with their hands are better in bed? Are they more dextrous? Can they “whisper sweet nothings” in places other than the ear? can they have conversations _while_ they are performing oral sex? The possibilities… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/51 "2000-08-28T16:19:09Z")
“Do ya think that people who speak with their hands are better in bed?” Cute. I thought this would come around sooner or later.But Ill asnwer anything. You know we have a saying too, “deaf people do it with their hands” If you must know GB, lights are on at the time. If they are not, then I might have them write iin big words on my back with their finger. Then I try to figure out what they are saying. As for hearing women who sign Vs. those that don’t being better at sex, they seem the same. There is a real cute girl in the new sign class. I don’t make this up but her name initials are BJ, at the first calss that I met her, during class she actually signed ‘blowjob’ to me in a sentence. Oh, I was happy the teacher didn’t see that one! I have to wait two months until she turns 18 though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/52 "2000-08-28T18:18:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NiceGuyJack \* > [I was so grateful I treated both of them to my secret Tiger Heat method. Guaranteed to give intense pleasure. > \*\* Would you care to elaborate on this secret method?😕 Where does the line form for private demonstrations??😉 Can anybody come? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![NiceGuyJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/niceguyjack/32/3069_2.png) [@NiceGuyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NiceGuyJack)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/53 "2000-08-29T04:32:46Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by mojo57 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NiceGuyJack \* > [I was so grateful I treated both of them to my secret Tiger Heat method. Guaranteed to give intense pleasure. > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mojo57 \* > Would you care to elaborate on this secret method?😕 > \*\* Wouldn’t be a secret then would it? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mojo57 \* > Where does the line form for private demonstrations??😉 > \*\* There isn’t currently a line. If you’d care to start one, be my guest. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mojo57 \* > Can anybody come? :rolleyes: \*\* Of course.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/54 "2000-08-29T06:32:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NiceGuyJack \* > \*\* > By contrast, the absolute best head I received was incredible. Two girls, one was giving me head while the other was licking my balls. It was the most incredible explosive orgasm I ever had \*\* What you need is a woman who can give head _and_ lick your balls at the same time. Believe me, it can be done and most men really enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![NiceGuyJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/niceguyjack/32/3069_2.png) [@NiceGuyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NiceGuyJack)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447/55 "2000-08-29T09:38:26Z")
Hmm. I am intrigued. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-does-oral-sex-get-you/30447.md?page=2)