# How far up a man's ass will a saxophone go?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 4, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-up-a-mans-ass-will-a-saxophone-go/35576 "2000-10-04T03:36:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-up-a-mans-ass-will-a-saxophone-go/35576/41 "2000-12-05T13:42:26Z")

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…You can buy blowguns good to about 250 feet with 100 speartipped darts for under $30. Silent. Painful. Ninja.

Or is the good Doctor opposed to this?

broccoli!

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