# How fascist are you? Take the fascism quiz **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271 "2014-06-21T04:42:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/61 "2014-06-21T19:38:42Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > I, on the other hand, would dispute that the test doesn’t say disciplined or tolerant. It most certainly does. Note **Eyebrows of Doom’s** post where he quotes the test just like I did, same punctuation and all. > > Plus the test measures _my_ tolerance, not the era’s. Okay, apparently the test gives you an expanded answer if you got that score. All it says otherwise is _“If your score is 3 to 4.5 you are within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/62 "2014-06-21T20:17:44Z")
Hubby **Library1900** and I are both Liberal Airheads with matching scores of 2.8666. Pretty funny to me as he’s always saying he wants to vote Totalitarian in the next election. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/63 "2014-06-21T20:30:50Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Okay, apparently the test gives you an expanded answer if you got that score. All it says otherwise is _“If your score is 3 to 4.5 you are within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American.”_ Both are correct comments although even the expanded version given is still the short version. The real full version is “You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American and the nation is lucky to have you on its side. From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, you exemplify the values and ethics that make up this great nation. Go forth to combat the whining rotters, the airheads as well the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads for you are proud to be an American where at least you know you’re free and you won’t forget the men who died to give that right to you”. It is sad how many Dopers can’t pass this simple test. I think we may need some type of citizenship remediation classes (mandatory) to help those that can be. We need rehousing funds for those that are incapable. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/64 "2014-06-21T20:37:47Z")
Another true American here. ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/65 "2014-06-21T21:24:12Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > 3.8, another _true American_ here. To all you other true Americans, listen up, what are we going to do about all these whining rotters and liberal airheads that seem to have infiltrated our ranks as of late? Probably invade the rest of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/66 "2014-06-21T21:32:13Z")
Yet another liberal airhead here, at 2.566666666. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/67 "2014-06-22T01:08:43Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > It is sad how many Dopers can’t pass this simple test. What did you expect? This is a known hangout spot for dweebies and sportos. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/68 "2014-06-22T03:53:54Z")
2.3; a liberal airhead. Who do I have to fuck, to be a whining rotter? ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/69 "2014-06-22T04:23:12Z")
2.3666… 0.0666… less liberal-airheaded than **panache** , above. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/70 "2014-06-22T04:24:22Z")
1.6, whining rotter. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/71 "2014-06-22T04:27:45Z")
…which ones are the “sportos,” again? Are they like Veg Outs, or more like Wastoids? ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/72 "2014-06-22T04:59:46Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > 2.3; a liberal airhead. > > Who do I have to fuck, to be a whining rotter? The Leader’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/73 "2014-06-22T06:13:45Z")
So can it now be agreed that to call someone on this board a “liberal airhead” is no longer an insult but rather a likely factual description? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/74 "2014-06-22T09:47:00Z")
…apparently I’m a thoroughly despicable person who complains a lot, but I had to check the meaning of “rotter” 'cos that one goes to the list of “words I learned on the Dope”. Oh well, how I suffer _angst_ (1.866666…) **Claverhouse** , I’m not sure whether to golfclap or point out that **panache45** would get an even lower score if he followed his unnatural tendencies and fucked the Leader. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/75 "2014-06-22T09:56:11Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Well, yeah. Have you visited the internet lately? I’m pretty sure that the Romans didn’t have panda porn (although I’d be happy to be corrected on that). Only because they didn’t know pandas. What did you think all those sexcapades on Zeus’ part were? Dude fucked anything except himself - heck, he even sometimes fucked his wife! And the poll only talked about the Greeks and Romans, which leaves out sex-changing Loki but includes Hermaphroditus… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/76 "2014-06-22T10:44:17Z")
1.7 Whining Rotter. Yes, some people are born with an urge to jump from high places. They’re not suicides, they’re… well… BASE jumpers and other adrenaline addicts. Also, I think we have weirder sex on average now than the ancient Greeks and Romans did, because we’re richer on average and the rich have the leisure and the resources to pursue unusual hobbies. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/77 "2014-06-22T18:57:56Z")
2.833333333 Liberal Airhead ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/78 "2014-06-22T19:16:16Z")
FWIW, on this fairly meaningless survey, I scored Your F Score is: 3.06666666666666 You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/79 "2014-06-23T02:34:51Z")
> [@Pai325](#): > > Me, too! Me too. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271/80 "2014-06-23T02:52:19Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > My score is 2.13333333, which makes me a fellow liberal airhead. Same score for me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fascist-are-you-take-the-fascism-quiz/691271.md?page=5)