I believe the technical term for this syndrome is “wolf-ass.”
Sadly the ‘wolf-ass’ thread seems to have been purged… :mad:
WARNING TMI
I am also extremely lactose intolerant, the day I discovered this (and put 2 and 2 together) was the day I ate a bowl of raisin bran and a few minutes later was pissing out my arse, when I got up to flush there was easily recognizable raisin bran in the toilet. now its not like this stuff holds its shape well even in just plain old milk, but it survived the trip mostly intact.
pretty damn fast.
Mouth to ass in minutes is okay; it’s ass to mouth in minutes that’s bad manners.
You said load.
Clearly I’m not the only one who thought the answer to the OP would include the words, “depends on the muzzle velocity…” :dubious:
So I’m not making it up. I have an, um, excitable bowel, and if I eat certain things in a restaurant, I can guarantee I’ll be miserable in the ladies before we have the check. (I don’t have this problem much anymore, having discovered mostly which things are no-nos.)
Every time I’ve ever mentioned this to a doctor, I got the little pat on the head and, “That’s just not possible.”
I was prepping for some surgery and had to drink a bottle of that stuff to clean out my GI track.
I swear I think I was on the can before I got half the bottle down. I wasn’t sipping either.
7-11 hotdogs have been known to reach supersonic speeds upon blasting through the GI tract.
You need a different doctor. A GI specialist won’t pat you on the head indulgently when you report this, I guarantee it.
Well, somebody has to say it… You folks sure know your shit
I thought when Scylla used the term “wolf-ass” to describe his…uh, ass, he meant the state of your ass after you’ve been evacuating so much. You know, all raw and grody.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s forgivable to go ass to mouth.
You never go ass to mouth!
Damn you for beating me to that reference, but I’m on the you never do it side anyway.
Actually, three quarters of the internet is dedicated to just that. I heard it on Paul Harvey.
Oh did you find a penis’ day planner?
Eating for me often makes me have to poo right after. But I always assumed it was “old poo” just making room for the new food, and not the new food zipping through my digestive system at light speed. Same thing with drinking/peeing. The way to find out for sure is to eat some corn and then examine your stool.
No, he was expelling a lot of undigested capsaicin, that molecule which makes hot peppers hot. It affects the mucous membrane of the peri-anal area in the same way that it affects the mucous membrane of the mouth.
I recommended viscous lidocaine topically.
OK, so we’ve established how fast it can happen, but what is a more normal, typical range of time from end to end?
Post #10.