So Leo has finally run out of questions.
Not understood to be “I”?
You’re going to make me hunt for those balloon-popping fetish sites again, aren’t you ?
<cough> Bullshit </cough>
[sup][sup]*Emphasis mine[/sup][/sup]
Curr Med Imaging Rev. 2011 November; 7(4): 255–282.
[PMCID: PMC3269947
NIHMSID: NIHMS325956
AN OVERVIEW OF ELASTOGRAPHY – AN EMERGING BRANCH OF MEDICAL IMAGING
Armen Sarvazyan,1 Timothy J. Hall,2 Matthew W. Urban,3 Mostafa Fatemi,3 Salavat R. Aglyamov,4 and Brian S. Garra5](AN OVERVIEW OF ELASTOGRAPHY – AN EMERGING BRANCH OF MEDICAL IMAGING - PMC)
That paper wasn’t nearly as sexy as I thought it would be and I almost couldn’t masturbate to it.
(Emphasis mine).
Hee.
How fat are we talking here?
I am also disinterested in porn involving fat nerdy women wearing strapons.
The waves object of this study are not “accoustic” but “sismic”.
Accoustic waves are the ones you can hear, the rhythmic “fap, fap, fap” which is audible and propagates at the same speed of sound as the moans and other sounds.
You’re calling BS on the “disinterested” part?
I would have flagged the “watching porn” part and questioned whether he was an actual observer or a participant - probably both.
I can’t believe I actually posted in this thread
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.
ie When having sex, no gas is ever ideal?
Big-ass zits or big ass-zits. In this case either applies and I suppose it makes the joke less funny.
This has to be the strangest, funniest thread I’ve ever read in the dope!
As said above, I love this place!
I would love to see this scenario discussed in a text book:
“A transverse wave traveling along Shaniqua’s fat ass is given by the equation ASin[k(x-vt)]. At t=0, a force applied at the buttocks produces a displacement of 14cm…”
This is so much more funny because I have a test tomorrow on wave equations and interference. 
Only on the SDMB could a thread involving asses and sex incorporate a minor side conversation about grammar intricacies. GAWD but we’re a bunch of nerds. A bunch of sexy, dirty-minded nerds. 
I wondered the same damn thing. Thank you for making me feel a little less alone.
ETA good luck on your test!
Thank you. I hope I don’t choke too hard.
If you drive the fat from two different points, can you create a line of nodes across the buttocks where there is no displacement at any time?
Show your work.
Band name!
Thinking about continuum mechanics, dancing around Wiki.
This is, overall, a problem in finite strain theory, right?
I ask because the topic here, as a drift of OP, and perhaps returning to it, is fascinating to me at the moment.