# How Fucked is the Dem Party?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576 "2013-10-29T18:35:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/161 "2013-10-31T18:19:40Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> I love it when you talk like that! Yes! More of this “reason”!

[Here ya go.](http://reason.com/)

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/162 "2013-10-31T18:57:49Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Good luck repealing Obamacare when there is a guy named Obama in the White House.

There’s a guy named West and I heard he’s up and coming in 2016. Impressive credentials. Will likely win his home swing state.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/163 "2013-10-31T19:03:27Z")

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… Adam West?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/164 "2013-10-31T19:04:30Z")

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> [@Really Ate All Those Braiiins](#):
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> … Adam West?

A much better choice than Alan West.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/165 "2013-10-31T19:05:27Z")

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> [@IceQube](#):
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> There’s a guy named West and I heard he’s up and coming in 2016. Impressive credentials. Will likely win his home swing state.

What, Allen West? Yes, very impressive. He already flamed out of Congress and lost his bid for re-election. This is some lazy bullshit right here.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/166 "2013-10-31T19:08:10Z")

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> [@Dob](#):
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> uggg… guys, let it all go. IceQube is now clearly just trying to troll it out, and get reactions. I think as a board we have fniished here and should just let this thread die out and hope IceQube just moves along.
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> We have a commitment to fight ignorance, but you can’t win every fight and sometimes just have to walk away…

I disagree. By keeping him occupied flinging his poo in this thread we can hopefully prevent him from metastasizing to other threads.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/167 "2013-10-31T19:09:44Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> A much better choice than Alan West.

He can’t possibly have been talking about Allen West. Even Birchers look at Allen West and say, “that motherfucker’s crazy!”

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/168 "2013-10-31T19:29:53Z")

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> [@IceQube](#):
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> There’s a guy named West and I heard he’s up and coming in 2016. Impressive credentials. Will likely win his home swing state.

In too deep, huh? Bad enough people think you’re an idiot, can’t also have them thinking you’re a pussy as well. Best to just keep mumbling criptic nonsense under your breath. Perhaps they’ll all get bored and think you’re crazy and leave you alone. May as well try that approach. Can’t possibly get any worse, right?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/169 "2013-10-31T19:43:55Z")

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> [@IceQube](#):
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> > [@Der Trihs](#):
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> > More than the Republicans probably; I understand that prostitutes do much bigger business when a Republican convention shows up than when a Democratic one does. As in “The Republicans are gonna have a convention here! We need to bus in more hookers!” Apparently Democrats have actual relationships.
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> > So yeah; the Democrats are indeed fucked. Regularly.
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> Cite.

My bedpost is my cite.  
I know, from page 1, but I couldn’t resist

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/170 "2013-10-31T19:47:46Z")

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> [@Really Ate All Those Braiiins](#):
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> He can’t possibly have been talking about Allen West. Even Birchers look at Allen West and say, “that motherfucker’s crazy!”

I don’t know who else he could be talking about, but it’s hard to give a crap.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/171 "2013-10-31T19:54:20Z")

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So, **Qube** , how’s that intellectual honesty thing going for you? Still MIA, I see.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/172 "2013-10-31T20:15:05Z")

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> [@Really Ate All Those Braiiins](#):
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> … Adam West?

He’s done a fine job as Mayor but I don’t know about President. Maybe run for Governor first.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/173 "2013-10-31T20:19:00Z")

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Seems like OMGABC isn’t exactly racing to your rescue here, ole chap. That says something right there.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/174 "2013-10-31T20:38:55Z")

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> [@Really Ate All Those Braiiins](#):
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> … Adam West?

Is he running for reelection in Quahog?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/175 "2013-10-31T23:29:34Z")

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> [@Bob's Zombie](#):
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> I don’t know who else he could be talking about, but it’s hard to give a crap.

I bet it’s Kanye.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/176 "2013-10-31T23:59:36Z")

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Considering the date, I’m guessing Mae.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/177 "2013-11-01T01:40:35Z")

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> [@Bob's Zombie](#):
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> The Heritage Foundation, Mitt Romney, the political leadership of Massachusetts, and the U.S. Senate. Maybe this is “Is Blue Blood Black Blood?” Part III.

There was a Part II that I missed? Because Part I was awesome!

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/178 "2013-11-01T02:41:17Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> Seems like OMGABC isn’t exactly racing to your rescue here, ole chap. That says something right there.

Does he even post in the pit, ever?

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/179 "2013-11-01T02:53:19Z")

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> [@IceQube](#):
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> Does he even post in the pit, ever?
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> :smack:

[Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16471313&postcount=168). :smack:

Keep gacking that chicken, buddy.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/180 "2013-11-01T03:08:53Z")

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> [@Guy Rotting](#):
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> \<Count von Count laugh\> Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhh!!! \<CvCl\>

Oh, good, maybe _you_ can tell us who the fuck the “countess” is.

(Sebelius?)

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