# How funny are farts?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-funny-are-farts/477133>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 14, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-funny-are-farts/477133 "2008-12-14T17:44:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-funny-are-farts/477133/81 "2008-12-15T20:26:52Z")

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> [@minlokwat](#):
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> Children, please.
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> Flatulent jokes and scatological humor have got to be the lowest form of comedy
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> Butt…
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> In my days in the Navy Reserves we would always muster up in formation before being dismissed. At such time, our commanding officer would pass on any late-breaking announcements and then send us on our way.
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> Well this one time, he asked the unit: “Anyone have anything else to add?”
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> From somewhere within the unit came: “Fluuuurrrpp” –timed exquisitely.
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> Even the stone-faced CO broke up with that one.

Hee Hee! You said “Butt.” 😃

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-funny-are-farts/477133/82 "2008-12-15T21:12:06Z")

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Depends…  
Your farts: 0  
My farts: 5+

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**Author:** ![satoridt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@satoridt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satoridt)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-funny-are-farts/477133/83 "2008-12-16T16:44:24Z")

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Me and some friends took a snowboarding trip to Montana a few years back. On the trip we did nothing but drink fat-tire and eat out everyday. We were taking a enclosed gondola to the top of the mountain when my roommate let out the most rancid, rank fart I have ever experienced. There were four of us in that thing and no-where to go. The fart just lingered all the way up the mountain and I swear to god it stuck to our cloths!  
Freaking Hilarious!  
Farts are a 10 out of 5  
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