# How gay are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795 "2004-11-20T03:49:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/21 "2004-11-20T05:00:38Z")
“You’re a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!” Lemme go back and take it as a man, though . . . \*_76% gay_ (that’s the spirit!) “Careful–you’re not a gay cliche yet, but you are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!” . . . So, ummm, I adore myself? ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/22 "2004-11-20T05:06:11Z")
I like how I’m \*\*not \*\* bi, but I’m 53% gay. This is my fault for street fighting. Maybe I’m gay from the waist up. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/23 "2004-11-20T05:07:14Z")
50% gay. Perfect for a bisexual woman, I guess. 😃 You’re very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets. They’ve found me out. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/24 "2004-11-20T05:07:58Z")
43% for me, which is odd since I don’t identify as bi, omni or anything other than plain old Mo, hold the relish. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/25 "2004-11-20T05:09:36Z")
Whoa, 63% gay. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/26 "2004-11-20T05:11:29Z")
Oh, meant to ask - was I the only one whose jaw started dropping when it did the initial meter run-up to 100? After it hit somewhere around 75 I started to get nervous. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/27 "2004-11-20T05:16:08Z")
46% gay Which may explain my odd fondness for Broadway musicals. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/28 "2004-11-20T05:17:58Z")
Heh, I took it again as a woman: 63% gay “Careful, you’re not a dyke cliche yet but you are well on your way. Bet the guys at work are your mates.” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/29 "2004-11-20T05:18:45Z")
13% ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/30 "2004-11-20T05:23:39Z")
36%, British probably works out to about 45% gay American. I wonder if my willingness to get my head shaved for a cancer fund-raiser made me seem gayer than I am. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/31 "2004-11-20T06:08:04Z")
46% Geez, who do I have to blow around here to prove it? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/32 "2004-11-20T06:37:09Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Oh, meant to ask - was I the only one whose jaw started dropping when it did the initial meter run-up to 100? After it hit somewhere around 75 I started to get nervous. Me, too. I was thinking “Jesus! I like girls! I’m gay just because I use a cleansing face treatment!?!?!” ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/33 "2004-11-20T06:44:58Z")
56% I’m well adjusted so HA. HA. HA. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/34 "2004-11-20T07:04:05Z")
My metro-sexual ex-brother-in-law took the test and he is 66% gay. But he’s straight. Or so he says. He says he’ll make out with a man but he won’t f\*\*\* him. That’s all. We’re drunk. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/35 "2004-11-20T07:19:59Z")
100%? 100%? 100%? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/36 "2004-11-20T07:37:08Z")
24% homo. Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![jellyblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@jellyblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellyblue)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/37 "2004-11-20T07:59:18Z")
An even 50%. What am I supposed to do, flip a coin? I guess I have no sexual preference whatsoever. Whoever’s most attractive…oh wait, that’s me :D. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/38 "2004-11-20T08:06:02Z")
“50% Gay. Congratulations! You’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man!” Happy? Maybe if I got more girls. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/39 "2004-11-20T08:08:08Z")
According to these test results, I am 43% gay. Apparently, that makes me a “well-adjusted hetero babe.” ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/40 "2004-11-20T08:17:51Z")
40%. Also, yeah, I was definitely thinking “WTF, d00d?” during the initial gay ramp-up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795.md?page=3)