# How gay are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795 "2004-11-20T03:49:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/41 "2004-11-20T08:37:59Z")
Hmm. 33%. Girly with just a hint of butch. Can’t figure out why, either, as I can’t change the oil on my car. That’s best left to the menfolk 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/42 "2004-11-20T08:45:16Z")
spooje is 43% gay! “congratulations. you’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man.” ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/43 "2004-11-20T08:49:45Z")
_Stasia is 46% Gay!_ _Congratulations! You’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!_ Well… my husband will be pleased 😃 Not a bad test… I consider myself bi - but “settled” and happy with it, so I suppose that means straight. Whatever. I am not homo- or hetero… I’m just _sexual_ for heaven’s sake, aren’t we _all_? 😃😛 Fun! Whee! ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/44 "2004-11-20T09:04:35Z")
56% Apparently I am a well-adjusted heterosexual. How come I always fall in love with transgendered people then? o.O;;;; Wouldn’t that make me a very confused bisexual?? Stupid test. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/45 "2004-11-20T09:23:27Z")
23%. I would have thought my acknowledged metrosexuality would have given a higher score. Must be my lack of dress sense and DIY that ruined it for me. I do exfoliate though. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/46 "2004-11-20T09:26:35Z")
16% for me - something for Carson and Thom to work on. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/47 "2004-11-20T10:44:14Z")
33% I didn’t like the way the test was worded. A lot of the answers were picks between “Yes” and “Definitely No” and my real answer was usually in between. I also don’t have a favorite “footballer” (American or World.) Also, I didn’t get a question about Elvis. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/48 "2004-11-20T11:12:06Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > 33% > > I didn’t like the way the test was worded. A lot of the answers were picks between “Yes” and “Definitely No” and my real answer was usually in between. > > I also don’t have a favorite “footballer” (American or World.) > > Also, I didn’t get a question about Elvis. Only the gals get to get the Elvis question. “Was the young Elvis a) beautiful or b) handsome?” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/49 "2004-11-20T11:21:15Z")
**Tapioca** is 60% Gay. Congratulations! You’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man! I’m well adjusted? Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/50 "2004-11-20T12:13:24Z")
33%. While I’m probably more like 3% so. The questions were essentially all completely irrelevant, of course. Apparently being gay is all about being worried about one’s look and secondarily liking flowers and redecorating flats. Silly me! I thought it was about being attracted to other men. I know. Online tests are genrally nonsentical. I just think this one is spectacularily so. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/51 "2004-11-20T12:42:55Z")
40% gay. I can live with that. I really liked the changing wallpaper behind the questions – it’s a visually attractive site. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/52 "2004-11-20T12:47:02Z")
MISSTEE is 60% Gay. Congratulations! You’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe! ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/53 "2004-11-20T13:24:41Z")
46%… I object! I’m WAY gayer than that. It should have asked if you’ve ever made out with a person of your own gender. And the question about your best friend being hot… My best friend is a dude! If he were a she, I probably would have answered differently. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/54 "2004-11-20T13:29:01Z")
53%. More gay than I thought. Nice to see I can still surprise myself. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/55 "2004-11-20T14:40:35Z")
I was surprised to find out that I’m 50% gay. I guess I’ll have to go make out with my best friend now (my husband won’t object, as long as we at least take pictures, but my friend might, since she’s fundamentalist Christian and has never had sex with anyone but her husband). ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/56 "2004-11-20T15:34:45Z")
56% for me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/57 "2004-11-20T15:41:24Z")
53%. Only the gods know how they figured that out. And anyone who thinks I’m “well-adjusted” needs some adjustment of their own. ---
**Author:** ![Survivor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/51bf81/32.png) [@Survivor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survivor)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/58 "2004-11-20T15:53:13Z")
The test is JUNK darn it! I’m MORE than 40% Gay… They didn’t ask the right questions… I shoulda done better… It’s wrong, I tell ya… I’m 100% Gay! I’m a Kinsey 6… I swear! I even married a guy! Don’t tell my mother… She might start trying to set me up with girls again… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/59 "2004-11-20T16:03:20Z")
> [@KellyM](#): > > 53%. Only the gods know how they figured that out. > > And anyone who thinks I’m “well-adjusted” needs some adjustment of their own. I’m gayer than you! Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa! 56% gay! Now is hubbie’s turn. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795/60 "2004-11-20T16:10:07Z")
> [@KellyM](#): > > 53%. Only the gods know how they figured that out. > > And anyone who thinks I’m “well-adjusted” needs some adjustment of their own. I’m gayer than you! Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa! 56% gay! Now is hubbie’s turn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-gay-are-you/275795.md?page=4)