Game 1: LBJ’s over MJ’s, but Lebron #'s 1,3,6,8,10-12 are kinda pissed off at Jordan trash talking and they get on Twitter, complaining how all the MJ’s disrespect the game. All the Jordans leaves to gamble away $96,000, not returning to their hotel room until 7am. By mutual consent: They don’t gamble against each other. Except in how much they can fleece other people. (MJ 1 wins this contest, every night, because he’s the #1 MJ.)
Game 2: MJ’s over LBJ’s. Lebron #'s 1-6, 8, 10-12 are just bitching to the refs, and MJ3 gets tossed out for relentlessly taunting LBJ3, which pisses all the other Jordan’s off who then convince themselves the refs are throwing the game to LBJ, using their anger to fuel their game. After the game, the Jordan’s grab #3, give him some cigars, and all take bets as to whose cigar Jordan 3 will smoke first. (MJ1 wins this again.) The Lebrons? They’re on Insta, except for LBJ3 who mysteriously chartered a flight and went to visit his buddy Chris Paul.
Game 3: MJ’s over LBJ’s. In a surprising development, LBJ3 decides to trade himself to the OKC Thunder telling his @KingJames followers on Twitter “The Decision is Now.” Whatever. Regardless, the MJ’s relentlessly, brutally taunt the other LBJ’s about #3’s actions, so much so that LBJ 1 and 6 have to sit out much of the 4th quarter, claiming cramps brought about by faulty air conditioning. MJ’s celebrate their win by… what else… playing 36 holes of golf the next morning.
Game 4: LBJ’s over MJ’s. LBJ gets his focus back, overpowers the slightly-hungover and tired MJ’s. Jordan is yelling at Jordan - “Who’s open, Mike? Who’s open?” “…Mike.” “Well, then give Mike the damned ball!”… but a stunning LBJ block in the closing 2 minutes sealed the deal. For the first time this series, the MJ’s go quietly to their hotel rooms… where they text the worlds most beautiful women and get them to come visit, because, shit, this is Michael Jordan we’re talking about here and he’s not going back to his hotel room to sulk. That’s what LBJ does.
Game 5: MJ’s vs LBJ’s. MJ’s are rejuvenated, vicious, and full of themselves as they talk about the previous nights antics. The LBJ’s pull out to an early lead, only to lose it as LBJ’s 2,4,6, and 9-12 seemingly all lose focus and desire to win the game in the 2nd half. The MJ’s go out that night to buy their victory cigars because:
Game 6: Nobody took MJ to 7 games in the NBA Finals. Nobody. And not even the 12 Lebrons, who all… right now… are thinking of who they want to play with next season, while the MJ’s? They not only want to beat LBJ in this game, they demand that LBJ knows he’s been beaten and who beat them. And they do.
MJ 4, LBJ 2.