# How hard can it be to spell?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 16, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515 "2003-08-16T02:07:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/41 "2003-08-17T12:30:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lockz \*  
> **Fuck, people! You call yourselves journalists yet you can’t even fucking spell the name of a city that’s a fucking capital of a country!**

Some of us journalists, (okay, I’m not a journalist, but I start my degree in journalism next month) know the wonders of ‘Spell Check’

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/42 "2003-08-17T13:19:14Z")

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I’m still recovering from a BBC radio report about eight years ago. "Voters in the mainly French-speaking province of Kew-beck go to the polls today…:

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/43 "2003-08-17T13:56:35Z")

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Pssst, **jjimm** , it is _soi-disant_ (single ‘s’ in ‘disant’). 😉

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/44 "2003-08-17T14:19:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tusculan \*  
> \*\*Pssst, **jjimm** , it is _soi-disant_ (single ‘s’ in ‘disant’). 😉 \*\*

Maybe he figures if he spells it with two S’s he’ll get his just desserts? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/45 "2003-08-17T15:18:16Z")

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**Kallessa** : you bring brownies and I won’t CARE how you spell anything!

[slight hijack sort of]  
So matt\_mcl to avoid future embarrassment how would I pronouce Quebec with this Western American accent of mine? I hear Cue bek and Kwee bek out here I usually say keh bek.  
[/end hijack]

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/46 "2003-08-17T15:29:34Z")

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Geeze, the British mispronounce _everything_. They mangle the word “elevator” so badly they make it sound something like “lift”.

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**Author:** ![Schnitte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/schnitte/32/9033_2.png) [@Schnitte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schnitte)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/47 "2003-08-17T15:39:18Z")

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But they clearly do say _Ottawa_ on the BBC map. Apparently they found their mistake and corrected it. Isn’t that what you’d want a journalist to be?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/48 "2003-08-17T15:53:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*Maybe he figures if he spells it with two S’s he’ll get his just desserts? 🙂 \*\*

I think I’ll stick with my just deserts.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/49 "2003-08-17T16:52:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rysto \*  
> \*\*Don’t worry **Ex-PFC Wintergreen** , I got it. Although maybe that’s just because I’ve never met anyone who actually thought that the Toronto is Canada’s capital. \*\*

I guess you’ve never been to Toronto then, eh, **Rysto**?

(I kid, I kid.)

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/50 "2003-08-17T17:43:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by everton \*  
> \*\*Capital city. A capitol is a building, or occasionally a group of buildings. \*\*

You spotted the difficulty with my method–homophones are a bitch.

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**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/51 "2003-08-18T07:16:31Z")

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[Online Spell Checker](http://www.spellcheck.net/)

It’s helped me out many times.

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**Author:** ![benthames](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58f4c7/32.png) [@benthames](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benthames)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/52 "2003-08-18T07:56:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ex-PFC Wintergreen \*  
> \*\*Christ. This is why I don’t post much.
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> I hate to disappoint everyone, but I was joking. Hasn’t anyone seen “Canadian Bacon”?
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> [The Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital.]  
> Boomer: The capital Toronto.  
> Mountie: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.  
> Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!  
> Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley. \*\*

That’s a pretty prolix post, **Ex-PFC Wintergreen**.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/53 "2003-08-18T15:48:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*I guess you’ve never been to Toronto then, eh, **Rysto**?
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> (I kid, I kid.) \*\*

Or as I said earlier you’ve never been to Utah:D

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hard-can-it-be-to-spell/195515/54 "2003-08-19T01:20:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Krisfer the Cat \*  
> \*\ ***Kallessa** : you bring brownies and I won’t CARE how you spell anything!
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> [slight hijack sort of]  
> So matt\_mcl to avoid future embarrassment how would I pronouce Quebec with this Western American accent of mine? I hear Cue bek and Kwee bek out here I usually say keh bek.  
> [/end hijack] \*\*

It’s not cue, and it’s not kwee. It’s kuh, or at most kwuh. (The way you pronounce it ought to be fine.)

And while we’re at it…

munt-real, not mawnt;  
sasKATchewun, not sasKATchewawn;  
and newfinLAND, not newFOUNDland (gah!)

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