# How has corn affected you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514 "2012-04-01T21:37:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/1 "2012-04-01T21:37:43Z")

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Thanks to this board I have been craving the sweet yellow cereal all day, and I changed my dinner plan to make cornbread. I hope you’re happy.

How has corn changed your life today?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/2 "2012-04-01T22:31:45Z")

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Good sweet corn on the cob gives me something to do in between sessions of sex.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/3 "2012-04-01T22:52:11Z")

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> [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](#):
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> Thanks to this board I have been craving the sweet yellow cereal all day, and I changed my dinner plan to make cornbread. I hope you’re happy.
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> How has corn changed your life today?

It’s saved on toilet paper. . .

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/4 "2012-04-01T23:09:18Z")

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Moved from The Maze - Cornfield Art to My Cornfield.

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/5 "2012-04-02T07:13:31Z")

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I don’t consume much corn but it has reduced my vehicle’s horse power and MPG.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-corn-affected-you/617514/6 "2012-04-02T07:17:50Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Good sweet corn on the cob gives me something to do in between sessions of sex.

I hope you stock up on Monistat, just in case. It is “sweet” corn, after all… :eek: