# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4005 "2018-07-06T18:39:58Z")
> [@](#): > > President Trump said Thursday that if he were facing Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) during a debate, he would offer her $1 million to take a test to prove her Native American heritage. She’d ask him to prove he has $1 million. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4006 "2018-07-06T18:51:08Z")
Or ask him to prove his [Swedish heritage](https://nordic.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-told-the-world-he-was-of-swedish-ancestry---but-its-a-lie-2016-8/). Thus continuing the Trump tradition of accusing others of things he has done himself. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4007 "2018-07-06T18:54:38Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > She’d ask him to prove he has $1 million. Just because he can prove he has it doesn’t mean he’ll pay up. Cash before test. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4008 "2018-07-06T18:59:06Z")
At least he’ll be properly, er, \*honoured \*when he visits London: [Giant Trump Baby Balloon Gets Permission to Fly Over London During Visit](http://www.businessinsider.com/giant-baby-trump-balloon-approved-to-fly-over-london-in-visit-2018-7) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4009 "2018-07-07T02:40:44Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > What an ass. For me the more significant part of that idiotic and tired ‘Pocahontas’ rant was this bit: > [@President Very Stable Genius](#): > > “I’m going to get one of those little (DNA) kits, and in the middle of the debate when she proclaims that she’s of Indian heritage, because her mother says she has high cheekbones,” Trump said. “We will take that little kit and … we have to do it gently because we’re in the ‘MeToo’ generation so we have to be very gentle.” > > “And we will very gently take that kit, and we will slowly toss it,” Trump continued. “Hoping it doesn’t hit her and injure her arm. Even though it only weighs probably two ounces.” Way to court the female vote, Donald. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4010 "2018-07-07T02:55:13Z")
If he were to do that, it might have scientific value, we would know if the human colon is flexible enough to accommodate such an object. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4011 "2018-07-07T03:17:26Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Way to court the female vote, Donald. The ones who chant his name, nothing he says will lose them at this point. They are people too dumb to realize politics isn’t a sports rivalry and has great implications, yet their votes count the same as those with 2+ working brain cells. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4012 "2018-07-07T12:10:05Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > If he were to do that, it might have scientific value, we would know if the human colon is flexible enough to accommodate such an object. I predict a significant loss of elasticity from decades of petrified Big Macs. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4013 "2018-07-07T14:34:15Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Or ask him to prove his [Swedish heritage](https://nordic.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-told-the-world-he-was-of-swedish-ancestry---but-its-a-lie-2016-8/). I’d be impressed if the DNA test proves he’s _human_. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > At least he’ll be properly, er, \*honoured \*when he visits London: [Giant Trump Baby Balloon Gets Permission to Fly Over London During Visit](http://www.businessinsider.com/giant-baby-trump-balloon-approved-to-fly-over-london-in-visit-2018-7) I saw this comment on Yahoo! about that: > [@](#): > > You don’t have to worry about it getting blown away by the wind. I hear it’s great at avoiding a draft. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4014 "2018-07-07T15:03:25Z")
So trump and putin are going to meet in Finland. How popular they are, let’s see: > That’s actually pretty generous because according to the original five option pie charts: [trump](https://seura.fi/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gallup-trump.jpg). ( green; very positive, red; very negative, yellow; neither. Everybody on left, women on right ) [putin](https://seura.fi/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gallup-putin.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Didactylos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Didactylos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didactylos)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4015 "2018-07-07T15:47:10Z")
The Toddler Trump balloon is quite tame compared to other effigies of his Tremendousness I’ve seen. I think there was a float from some german carnival showing Donald being sodomized by a smug looking bear! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4016 "2018-07-07T15:55:14Z")
> [@Didactylos](#): > > The Toddler Trump balloon is quite tame compared to other effigies of his Tremendousness I’ve seen. I think there was a float from some german carnival showing Donald being sodomized by a smug looking bear! [A smug looking _Russian_ bear, actually; indeed, other countries get quite creative with their political parade floats!](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&biw=1272&bih=943&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=F-JAW4vQD4zijwS6qq2YAQ&q=trump+bear+germany+festival&oq=trump+bear+germany+festival&gs_l=img.3...0.0.0.2386.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c..64.img..0.0.0....0.NX07Ks6LsDM) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4017 "2018-07-08T14:34:42Z")
_Of course_ [Trump tries to take credit](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1015947163292008451) for the rescue operation in Thailand: > [@Donald Trump](#): > > The U.S. is working very closely with the Government of Thailand to help get all of the children out of the cave and to safety. Very brave and talented people! This is the first that I have heard that the U.S. government was involved; why am I 99.99% sure that what my president said was a lie? Well, because 99.99% of all things he says are lies, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4018 "2018-07-08T17:25:14Z")
Unable to actually get the votes in Congress to abolish the ACA, Il Douche will be stopping some key payments under the law: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/07/politics/wsj-aca-risk-adjustment/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/07/politics/wsj-aca-risk-adjustment/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4019 "2018-07-08T17:34:44Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [A smug looking _Russian_ bear, actually; indeed, other countries get quite creative with their political parade floats!](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&biw=1272&bih=943&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=F-JAW4vQD4zijwS6qq2YAQ&q=trump+bear+germany+festival&oq=trump+bear+germany+festival&gs_l=img.3...0.0.0.2386.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c..64.img..0.0.0....0.NX07Ks6LsDM) There’s one of the many Trump ninots seen in this year’s fallas in Valencia that the photographer for[The Express](https://www.express.co.uk/pictures/pics/11697/Fallas-Festival-Valencia-Spain-Donald-Trump-Fire-Burn-Pictures) really liked. Several of them involved building walls or Trump’s Russian BFF; [this one](https://www.istockphoto.com/mx/foto/las-fallas-falla-en-eixample-2018-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-y-kim-jong-un-figuras-gm935326822-255952370) includes Kim as the third musketeer (I do hope the doll-makers apologized to Dumas Sr.). ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4020 "2018-07-08T17:44:45Z")
That slideshow was fucking awesome! Love the flames and how they add to the context of the falles! ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4021 "2018-07-09T00:01:36Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > This is the first that I have heard that the U.S. government was involved; why am I 99.99% sure that what my president said was a lie? Well, because 99.99% of all things he says are lies, that’s why. I’m pretty sure that is because the TV has been reporting “Navy SEALs” being involved in the rescue, and _of course_ he didn’t bother to ask if, maybe, another nation might have “Navy SEALs”. Like Thailand does. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4022 "2018-07-09T00:12:18Z")
According to an article I read today about the completed rescue of the first four kids, Thailand has been accepting the assistance of foreigners in the rescue team, including some from the U.S. military. ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4023 "2018-07-09T00:44:14Z")
> [@Lightray](#): > > I’m pretty sure that is because the TV has been reporting “Navy SEALs” being involved in the rescue, and _of course_ he didn’t bother to ask if, maybe, another nation might have “Navy SEALs”. Like Thailand does. Wait, he didn’t send the Space Force? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4024 "2018-07-09T00:47:45Z")
> [@TonySinclair](#): > > Wait, he didn’t send the Space Force? It’s still up in the air. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=200) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=202)