# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4125 "2018-07-16T18:40:22Z")

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It’s not just Occam’s razor at this point. There is no explanation that includes all public data that does not involve some degree of compromise of the US president.  
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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4126 "2018-07-16T18:46:19Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Trump says the US is stupid and foolish and Russia’s Foreign Ministry agrees.

From his point of view trump hits spot on here. Look at the only people that he sees all the time.  
Morons, every single one of them. In his bubble he knows no better.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4127 "2018-07-16T22:28:12Z")

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Just so’s nobody’s wondering: thump is LOVING all the negative press. He’s loving that he’s in every headline and his name is at the end of every reporter’s fingertips. He loves being in the center of the firestorm that he has created. He revels in the outrage, the shock, the weeping, wailing, and the gnashing of teeth. He eats this up with a spoon. It makes him feel like a Big Man with Big Hands and a Big Brain. “Look what I made, Mommy!” pointing gleefully to the toilet. (Or in his case, “Daddy.”)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4128 "2018-07-17T04:03:24Z")

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Weirder and weirder. File this one under “WTF?”

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> President Trump has never been one to just casually accept people’s accounts of their birthplaces. And apparently that now extends to his father.
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> Despite his dad being born in the United States to German American parents, Trump has gone around in recent days suggesting — and even outright stating, bizarrely — that Fred Trump was born in Germany.
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> In a new interview with CBS News, Trump names the European Union as one of America’s biggest foes. The answer was striking given the E.U. is composed of American allies, even as it clearly fits with Trump’s efforts to shake up the Western alliance.
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> But in making that case, Trump sought to emphasize his personal affinity with Europe. And so he said both his parents were born across the Atlantic Ocean.
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> “Maybe the thing that is most difficult — don’t forget both my parents were born in E.U. sectors okay?” he said. “I mean, my mother was Scotland, my father was Germany. And — you know I love those countries.”
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> On Thursday, Trump appeared to say much the same thing at news conference at the end of the NATO summit in Brussels.
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> “I have great respect for Germany; my father is from Germany,” Trump said. “Both of my parents are from the E.U., despite the fact they don’t treat us well on trade.”
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> That could probably have been explained as Trump pointing to his father being the son of German immigrants, but then he went and told CBS that his dad was actually born in the E.U. (which, by the way, didn’t exist back then, so the point is kind of moot anyway).
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> …
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> The records on Trump’s ancestors have been combed through. Trump’s grandfather Friedrich Trump immigrated to the United States in the late 19th century.  
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> **[Analysis | Trump launches another birther conspiracy theory — this time about...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/07/16/trump-launches-another-birther-conspiracy-theory-this-time-about-his-own-dad/)**
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> Twice in the past week, Trump has suggested or outright stated that his dad was born in Germany. He wasn't.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4129 "2018-07-17T04:19:25Z")

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So the EU is our foe, Trump’s father wasn’t born where Trump knows he was, and Trump believes Putin over his own hand-picked intelligence community advisors because Putin strongly denied any wrongdoing. Got it.

:: head explodes ::

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4130 "2018-07-17T05:14:22Z")

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I think I know what the Republican trash would have done if Obama had tried cozying up to Putin. Not that a true American like Obama would have done that, but _if he had_, I know what the result would have been.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4131 "2018-07-17T05:32:12Z")

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If Obama made an Apology Tour, what the fuck did Trump just do?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4132 "2018-07-17T05:38:43Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I think I know what the Republican trash would have done if Obama had tried cozying up to Putin. Not that a true American like Obama would have done that, but _if he had_, I know what the result would have been.

Well, they accused Obama (and still are accusing him) of being communist, yet Trump is cozeying up to an actual communist, literally a guy who was a communist agent.

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> If Obama made an Apology Tour, what the fuck did Trump just do?

All that matters is the stop in Moscow for the blowjob (giving, not receiving) tour.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4133 "2018-07-17T05:46:10Z")

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So Trump is claiming to be closer to his German roots than he actually is? Sounds like he’s due for a nickname, a la Pocahontas. “Munchausen” might be appropriate: Grandiose liar whose name is now associated with evil behavior. Plus Trump _does_ love the title “Baron.”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4134 "2018-07-17T06:31:05Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Weirder and weirder. File this one under “WTF?”  
> [https://wapo.st/2uyZle4](https://wapo.st/2uyZle4)

He’s claiming an American was actually born in a foreign country. Well, when you don’t know what to do, you go back to what has worked in the past. Think of this as Trump’s greatest hits album.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4135 "2018-07-17T06:38:17Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Despite his dad being born in the United States to German American parents, Trump has gone around in recent days suggesting — and even outright stating, bizarrely — that Fred Trump was born in Germany.

And raised by Hermann Göring? 😃

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4136 "2018-07-17T08:24:26Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> If Obama made an Apology Tour, what the fuck did Trump just do?

The Apprentice went to meet his mentor.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4137 "2018-07-17T10:28:44Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> If Obama made an Apology Tour, what the fuck did Trump just do?

The Vaseline Visit.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4138 "2018-07-17T12:16:09Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> It’s not just Occam’s razor at this point. There is no explanation that includes all public data that does not involve some degree of compromise of the US president.

I’m not sure.

Grant, for the sake of argument, two things: one, that Trump’s go-to response to any criticism is flying off the handle: insults, threats, criminal activity, boasts about how great he is and how pathetic you are — and he’ll hold that grudge for years, maybe decades, wildly overreacting; and two, if you’re a VIP who _hasn’t_ criticized him, he doesn’t yet go tit-for-tat — where it’s more like tit-tit-tat-tit-tat-tit-tit for tat; but Trump’s still waiting for that tat before he overreacts, or reacts _at all_ negatively.

Start with those two, and add nothing else: what happens?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4139 "2018-07-17T12:22:16Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I’m not sure.
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> Grant, for the sake of argument, two things: one, that Trump’s go-to response to any criticism is flying off the handle: insults, threats, criminal activity, boasts about how great he is and how pathetic you are — and he’ll hold that grudge for years, maybe decades, wildly overreacting; and two, if you’re a VIP who _hasn’t_ criticized him, he doesn’t yet go tit-for-tat — where it’s more like tit-tit-tat-tit-tat-tit-tit for tat; but Trump’s still waiting for that tat before he overreacts, or reacts _at all_ negatively.
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> Start with those two, and add nothing else: what happens?

Sorry, you lost me at “tits.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4140 "2018-07-17T14:06:55Z")

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At least some Congressional Republicans’ gag reflexes _finally_ kicked in: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/16/politics/congress-reaction-trump-putin-comments/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/16/politics/congress-reaction-trump-putin-comments/index.html)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4141 "2018-07-17T15:20:33Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> At least some Congressional Republicans’ gag reflexes _finally_ kicked in: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/16/politics/congress-reaction-trump-putin-comments/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/16/politics/congress-reaction-trump-putin-comments/index.html)

Don’t be sure. I understand that with practice, the gag reflex can be suppressed.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4142 "2018-07-17T15:30:02Z")

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They’ve had plenty of practice since Jan. 20, 2017.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4143 "2018-07-17T16:19:03Z")

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“I am concerned” means nothing.

If the GOP were the slightest bit patriotic every one of them would be saying “As of now my only legislative priority is the impeachment, conviction, and removal from office of Donald Trump.” Russia attacked the USA, an actual act of war, and the best thing you can say for Trump is that he refuses to do anything about it. What’s happening is absolutely staggering. Impeachment and removal from office is the LEAST that must be done and any GOPer who continues to support Trump is a traitor.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4144 "2018-07-17T18:02:21Z")

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Did Sun Tzu mention a few things about leadership with potentially applicable parallels in Trumpian behavior?

A leader leads by example, not by force.

You have to believe in yourself.

_ **Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.** _

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him.

_ **Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.** _

If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.

If his forces are united, separate them.

If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them.

Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.

If the mind is willing, the flesh could go on and on without many things.

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

_ **To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.** _

_ **Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.** _

Way? No-Way? Total coincidence? Nothing to it? I mean yesterday’s performance was on it’s face a literally stunning display of incompetence, even for him. Could he actually be playing Putin?

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