# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4445 "2018-09-14T00:57:39Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Il Douche never met a conspiracy theory he wouldn’t believe - and spread: [Trump pushes conspiracy denying Puerto Rico death toll [Video]](https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/09/13/trump-pushes-conspiracy-theory-denying-puerto-rico-hurricane-death-toll/23526035/)

It’s just spectacularly offensive.

From your link:

> [@](#):
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> Trump’s theory that few people had died when he left the island is false. \*\*There were contemporaneous reports from the ground that funeral homes were overcrowded and further reporting months later that people were still dying due to the slow response. \*\*Earlier this week, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., released a letter from the FEMA director that stated more than 2,000 Puerto Ricans applied for funeral assistance in the wake of the hurricane. The agency approved just 75.

Those are real people: those who died, and those who loved them.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4446 "2018-09-14T01:59:13Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> It’s just spectacularly offensive.
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> From your link:
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> Those are real people: those who died, and those who loved them.

Here’s your problem: you think any of this applies to Trump. The facts are:

He is not a person who is loved.  
He is not a person who loves.  
He is not really a person.

And, lastly–and sadly,

He is not dead.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4447 "2018-09-14T23:08:35Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Here’s your problem: you think any of this applies to Trump. The facts are:
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> He is not a person who is loved.  
> He is not a person who loves.  
> He is not really a person.
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> And, lastly–and sadly,
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> He is not dead.

Without a doubt.

His fans will love his dismissal of the lives of Puerto Ricans (brown people! clearly worth less!) The question is, will all independents be similarly thrilled?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4448 "2018-09-14T23:38:38Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Without a doubt.
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> His fans will love his dismissal of the lives of Puerto Ricans (brown people! clearly worth less!) The question is, will all independents be similarly thrilled?

I’ve actually seen and heard such condemnations of Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans. The common themes are: it’s their own fault, the US “should let their own government take care of it”, and–the biggie–it’s not fair that Trump has to deal with Puerto Rico because they’re all foreigners.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4449 "2018-09-14T23:49:25Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I’ve actually seen and heard such condemnations of Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans. The common themes are: it’s their own fault, the US “should let their own government take care of it”, and–the biggie–it’s not fair that Trump has to deal with Puerto Rico because they’re all foreigners.

Two bits says these are people who don’t know Hawaii is a state, and who think that New Mexico is part of Mexico.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4450 "2018-09-20T20:40:01Z")

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[The fool blathers again](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wrong-trump-slammed-tone-deaf-092747579.html):

> [@shithead](#):
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> At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.

&

> [@](#):
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> Have a good time.

To victims of Hurricane Florence. Good grief.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4451 "2018-09-20T21:10:17Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [The fool blathers again](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wrong-trump-slammed-tone-deaf-092747579.html):
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> &
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> To victims of Hurricane Florence. Good grief.

My favorite comment was: “Trump is a perfect representative of the people who voted for him.”

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4452 "2018-09-20T22:49:53Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [The fool blathers again](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wrong-trump-slammed-tone-deaf-092747579.html):
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> &
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> To victims of Hurricane Florence. Good grief.

If he came over here to California after one of the wildfires, he’d tell us that at least we got some nice charcoal out of the deal.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4453 "2018-09-21T00:20:49Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [The fool blathers again](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wrong-trump-slammed-tone-deaf-092747579.html):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by shithead  
> > At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.

Donald Trump genuinely believes that this is the way the world works: when a storm tosses a boat on to your property, that means that you get to keep the boat.

He really is a case of arrested development. If he believes that “finders keepers” is a thing, what are his views on cooties, stepping on cracks, and the tooth fairy?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4454 "2018-09-21T04:30:21Z")

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Ask just about any seven-year-old, and he’ll be glad to tell you.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4455 "2018-09-21T13:21:43Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Donald Trump genuinely believes that this is the way the world works: when a storm tosses a boat on to your property, that means that you get to keep the boat.
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> He really is a case of arrested development. If he believes that “finders keepers” is a thing, what are his views on cooties, stepping on cracks, and the tooth fairy?

Either he thought it was finders keepers; or he thought he was being funny – just some light-hearted banter. He was wrong either way, of course. (The evidence against the second option is that Trump has never said anything funny in his life.)

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4456 "2018-09-21T13:50:39Z")

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It’s clearly just a stupid old-timer type of joke. I can imagine any of a number of folks I know making that same joke.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4457 "2018-09-21T13:56:55Z")

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It’s Republican humor, it doesn’t require “funny”. It requires someone getting fucked over. In this case, the guy who lost his boat.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4458 "2018-09-21T14:06:02Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> It’s Republican humor, it doesn’t require “funny”. It requires someone getting fucked over. In this case, the guy who lost his boat.

Also, the guy whose garden has been destroyed by a large boat and whatever efforts are required to remove it.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4459 "2018-09-21T14:10:48Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> He really is a case of arrested development. If he believes that “finders keepers” is a thing, what are his views on cooties, stepping on cracks, and the tooth fairy?

To be fair, it might count as salvage. 😃

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4460 "2018-09-21T14:17:20Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> It’s clearly just a stupid old-timer type of joke. I can imagine any of a number of folks I know making that same joke.

Yeah, it’s actually a pretty funny joke if it is neighbors comparing storm damage. Both houses damaged, but one has a"free" boat.

Not really so much when it comes from someone who has influence over how the recovery goes.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4461 "2018-09-21T14:22:44Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Yeah, it’s actually a pretty funny joke if it is neighbors comparing storm damage. Both houses damaged, but one has a"free" boat.
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> Not really so much when it comes from someone who has influence over how the recovery goes.

Kind of what I thought. If I was helping a buddy clean up, I might, at some point jokingly say something like that.

Not something the CIC should say. But that pretty much goes for anything that comes out of his mouth.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4462 "2018-09-21T15:37:49Z")

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Il Douche says if a young Brett K’s sexual assault was bad enough, _of course_ the girl would’ve called the cops: [Trump unleashes on Kavanaugh accuser | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-accuser-tweets/index.html)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4463 "2018-09-21T16:07:19Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Il Douche says if a young Brett K’s sexual assault was bad enough, _of course_ the girl would’ve called the cops: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-accuser-tweets/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-accuser-tweets/index.html)

I’m guessing Trump is applying a lot of personal experience to this line of thought. Something like:

I’ve done stuff like that hundreds of times.  
Nobody’s ever called the cops.  
Of course, by definition if I do it it’s not a crime.  
Ergo: nothing to see here.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4464 "2018-09-21T19:30:13Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Il Douche says if a young Brett K’s sexual assault was bad enough, _of course_ the girl would’ve called the cops: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-accuser-tweets/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-accuser-tweets/index.html)

Just like the thousands of boys (and girls) molested by priests didn’t call the cops. People DON’T call the cops. They’re mortified, embarrassed, and just want the whole thing to go away.

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