# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4665 "2018-10-15T13:53:15Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Caption it. What did Lincoln say that was so funny? “I’m a Republican. Wait, you guys are too?” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4666 "2018-10-15T13:59:24Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > If you look close, I think it is a puzzle. Yep. The puzzle is “How the _fuck_ is that orange clown included with real presidents?” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4667 "2018-10-15T14:00:11Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > … > Lincoln: "Who is this clown?’ > Nixon: “Stop trying to top Watergate!” > Eisenhower: “So this is the famous Cadet Bone Spurs, eh? I’d like to take my spurs to him.” > > … This. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4668 "2018-10-15T14:27:38Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Painting of thump with past Pubbie presidents. [You must follow the link and see this painting](https://a.msn.com/r/2/BBOotrb?m=en-us&referrerID=InAppShare)if you haven’t already. My mind is completely blown. > > The likenesses are good, but I swear, this is one step above (or below) the dogs playing poker. Apologies to the dogs. > > I want to put a thought balloon over each head that reveal that president’s thoughts. > Lincoln: "Who is this clown?’ > Nixon: “Stop trying to top Watergate!” > Eisenhower: “So this is the famous Cadet Bone Spurs, eh? I’d like to take my spurs to him.” > > Somebody make it stop… Dubya looks real giddy not to be The Dumb One any more ! EDIT : I also love the fact that while everybody is smiling or laughing whole-heartedly, Trump has that awkward half-smirk like he’s either not really understood the joke, or he’s trying to pass for confident while is mind is screaming “WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIIIIING ?!!” ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4669 "2018-10-15T14:29:02Z")
The liar-in-chief said back in July that he’d donate a million bucks to the charity of Elizabeth Warren’s choice if a DNA test proved she’s an Indian. She has done so, the test shows native American ancestry, and he denies he said it. [Link](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-says-he-never-pledged-1-million-to-charity-if-warren-took-dna-test-he-did). > [@Orange liar](#): > > I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian. > [@Elizabeth Warren](#): > > By the way, @realDonaldTrump: Remember saying on 7/5 that you’d give $1M to a charity of my choice if my DNA showed Native American ancestry? I remember – and here’s the verdict. Please send the check to the National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center. Today’s quote: > [@Orange liar](#): > > I didn’t say that. You better read it again. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4670 "2018-10-15T14:31:21Z")
From his interview on [60 Minutes](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-interview-60-minutes-full-transcript-lesley-stahl-jamal-khashoggi-james-mattis-brett-kavanaugh-vladimir-putin-2018-10-14/): > [@](#): > > Lesley Stahl: But you seem to be saying that she lied. > > President Donald Trump: W-- you know what? I’m not gonna get into it because we won. It doesn’t matter. We won. It doesn’t matter. We won. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4671 "2018-10-15T14:44:20Z")
Trump’s got a long history of promising donations and then either not making them, or donating less than he said he would. In the painting, is Trump holding something in his left hand? Or is he partly turned in his chair, and that’s the edge of the backrest? There are Democratic versions of the painting, too, BTW: [![](https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/true-blues-democratic-presidents-playing-poker.jpg) ](https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/true-blues-democratic-presidents-playing-poker.jpg) [![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_Ucdznm_JA/Ua-TI9-O4-I/AAAAAAAAAsU/Rp2m3LyBtrQ/s1600/andy-thomas-calling-the-red-limited-edition-art-print-political-home-decor-presidents-democrat-national-wildlife-galleries.jpg) ](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_Ucdznm_JA/Ua-TI9-O4-I/AAAAAAAAAsU/Rp2m3LyBtrQ/s1600/andy-thomas-calling-the-red-limited-edition-art-print-political-home-decor-presidents-democrat-national-wildlife-galleries.jpg) [![](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/elegant-horse-pictures/andy-thomas-the-democratic-club-new-limited-edition-9.gif) ](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/elegant-horse-pictures/andy-thomas-the-democratic-club-new-limited-edition-9.gif) ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4672 "2018-10-15T16:48:48Z")
But only this nekul’turnyye svin’i would think of hanging such obvious kitsch in the White House. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4673 "2018-10-15T16:56:25Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > But only this nekul’turnyye svin’i would think of hanging such obvious kitsch in the White House. I guess the next thing is a painting of Kanye on black velvet for the Oval Office? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4674 "2018-10-15T17:29:57Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I guess the next thing is a painting of Kanye on black velvet for the Oval Office? Look at the tiger next to him! You can see all the whiskers! Now that iscart. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4675 "2018-10-15T18:05:33Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Trump’s got a long history of promising donations and then either not making them, or donating less than he said he would. > > In the painting, is Trump holding something in his left hand? Or is he partly turned in his chair, and that’s the edge of the backrest? > > There are Democratic versions of the painting, too, BTW: > > [https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/true-blues-democratic-presidents-playing-poker.jpg](https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/true-blues-democratic-presidents-playing-poker.jpg) > [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y\_Ucdznm\_JA/Ua-TI9-O4-I/AAAAAAAAAsU/Rp2m3LyBtrQ/s1600/andy-thomas-calling-the-red-limited-edition-art-print-political-home-decor-presidents-democrat-national-wildlife-galleries.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_Ucdznm_JA/Ua-TI9-O4-I/AAAAAAAAAsU/Rp2m3LyBtrQ/s1600/andy-thomas-calling-the-red-limited-edition-art-print-political-home-decor-presidents-democrat-national-wildlife-galleries.jpg) > [https://sep.yimg.com/ay/elegant-horse-pictures/andy-thomas-the-democratic-club-new-limited-edition-9.gif](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/elegant-horse-pictures/andy-thomas-the-democratic-club-new-limited-edition-9.gif) The poker one is interesting, albeit awful. IIRC, Truman was an avid and very good poker player. ISTR a story about Truman and Churchill taking a train to Missouri, where Churchill would deliver his Iron Curtain speech, and the two men passing the time with booze-fueled poker showdowns. Anyway, fine poker player he may have been, but Jackson is sitting there with a gun and a short temper, so I’m guessing he came away the winner. ETA: Kennedy is sitting out the hand because it’s not strip poker. Johnson is waiting for a literal dick-measuring contest to start. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4676 "2018-10-15T19:11:24Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > The liar-in-chief said back in July that he’d donate a million bucks to the charity of Elizabeth Warren’s choice if a DNA test proved she’s an Indian. She has done so, the test shows native American ancestry, and he denies he said it. > > [Link](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-says-he-never-pledged-1-million-to-charity-if-warren-took-dna-test-he-did). > Today’s quote: I can kind of see his point here. He said “if she’s an Indian,” not “if she has negligible Native ancestry.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4677 "2018-10-15T19:21:27Z")
I can see his point too – it was, “I’m going to bullshit her while I troll and make myself like a big man with a million dollar offer but when push comes to shove I ain’t gonna do shit.” I think he’s probably had that made into rubber stamp. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4678 "2018-10-15T19:42:58Z")
Breibart is saying that she isn’t all THAT much Native American. So Turmp WINS! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4679 "2018-10-15T20:09:36Z")
[This story](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-thinks-men-who-change-diapers-are-acting-like-t) is from April 2016, and quotes stuff Trump said back in 2005, but I missed it at the time on both counts: > [@](#): > > “Do you actually change diapers?” host Anthony Cumia asked Donald Trump on the Opie and Anthony show in November 2005. > > The then-59-year-old businessman, whose wife Melania was pregnant with his fifth child and her first, responded bluntly: “No, I don’t do that.” > > “There’s a lot of women out there that demand that the husband act like the wife, and you know, there’s a lot of husbands that listen to that,” Trump added. “So you know, they go for it.” As one person said at the time in comments, “Donald Trump and babies’ diapers have one thing in common, they’re both full of shit.” Speaking as a father, Trump can go fuck himself, preferably with rusty farm implements. Like a combine, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4680 "2018-10-15T20:58:31Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Trump can go fuck himself, preferably with rusty farm implements. Like a combine, maybe. I would prefer that he use an old rototiller, like [this one](https://i0.wp.com/astrogypsies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/farmimplementsign.jpg?ssl=1). ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4681 "2018-10-16T00:02:55Z")
[Someone fixed Donald and friends painting.](https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211282225) Not quite positive who the fellows standing on either side of Hitler are? Duvalier? Amin? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4682 "2018-10-16T00:16:31Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > [Someone fixed Donald and friends painting.](https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211282225) Not quite positive who the fellows standing on either side of Hitler are? Duvalier? Amin? I think that’s Duterte of the Philippines on the left and Mussolini on the right. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4683 "2018-10-16T01:15:34Z")
Nixon, Reagan, and the Bushes erased, yet they left Coolidge in. I despise Silent Cal as much as the next guy, but that seems like unnecessarily harsh treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/4684 "2018-10-16T01:21:43Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Nixon, Reagan, and the Bushes erased, yet they left Coolidge in. > > I despise Silent Cal as much as the next guy, but that seems like unnecessarily harsh treatment. If he was unhappy, he should have said something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=233) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=235)