# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5366 "2018-12-01T05:07:50Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > as a federal employee every day I have to walk past[this picture](https://www.google.com/search?q=Trump+official&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiXvs_F9vzeAhUMvlkKHd8VDOMQ_AUIDygC&biw=1379&bih=790#imgrc=2TPxeYTLyNplWM:) displayed prominently at my place of work. and every day I die a little as I resist the urge to punch his smiling gob right in the kisser. > [@enipla](#): > > Is it behind glass? Got a few white board markers? Someone that can create a diversion? More to the point, is there a surveillance camera? And if so, a way to block its view? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5367 "2018-12-01T07:06:02Z")
Hair that goes from dull brown to grey, human. Hair that goes from dull brown to electric blonde, mutant. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5368 "2018-12-01T14:59:29Z")
As I observed to **DesertRoomie** (who is blonde), in my experience it’s not blonde that makes you stupid; it’s bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5369 "2018-12-01T15:52:51Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > More to the point, is there a surveillance camera? And if so, a way to block its view? Nothing that a trusty Browns balaclava wouldn’t take care of. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5370 "2018-12-01T22:05:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > More to the point, is there a surveillance camera? And if so, a way to block its view? I would, in all seriousness, bring my gym bag to work and walk into broom closet or restroom after hours, and emerge as Luigi, one of the cleaners with a scruffy wig sticking out under your A-Z Cleaning ballcap… and a huge mustache. Or, what worked for a guy I knew who did this while painting graffiti, don a pair of coveralls and have a clipboard. You instantly look like you’re supposed to be doing whatever you’re up to. [Dickie’s makes 'em](https://www.dickies.com/painter-wear/), or ooh, [disposable ones](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/white-disposable-microporous-coveralls-with-hood-xl/488MP400XL.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuIKB6ND_3gIVUb7ACh2K-g3-EAQYASABEgI5nvD_BwE) for $2! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5371 "2018-12-02T10:18:38Z")
Is Trump still whining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize? mean, why wouldn’t he get it? All he’s done is order religious discrimination, tear families apart, gas babies, and alienate every ally we’ve had. What’s not to like? He’s a very peaceful genius! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5372 "2018-12-02T14:19:50Z")
The fact that a lightning bolt hasn’t struck the Oval Office is pretty clear proof that this isn’t a world ruled over by a Just and Merciful God. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5373 "2018-12-02T14:41:01Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Is Trump still whining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize? mean, why wouldn’t he get it? All he’s done is order religious discrimination, tear families apart, gas babies, and alienate every ally we’ve had. What’s not to like? He’s a very peaceful genius! Maybe he’s a candidate for the[Ig-Nobel Prize.](https://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/) Wait, he’s not a scientist, so never mind. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5374 "2018-12-02T16:12:54Z")
Are you kidding me? He’s the bestest scientist there ever was. He’s so good at it he doesn’t attend any of their conferences because the other scientists get jealous. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5375 "2018-12-02T17:15:07Z")
His groundbreaking paper on the mating dance of the amoeba is still passed around gleefully. ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5376 "2018-12-02T17:16:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > His groundbreaking paper on the mating dance of the amoeba is still passed around gleefully. Was it in his gut? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5377 "2018-12-02T20:22:32Z")
> [@slumtrimpet](#): > > Was it in his gut? Well, for a while anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5378 "2018-12-02T20:40:01Z")
> [@Donald J. Fucking Trump](#): > > …but I have a natural instinct for science… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5379 "2018-12-02T20:41:22Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Are you kidding me? He’s the bestest scientist there ever was. He’s so good at it he doesn’t attend any of their conferences because the other scientists get jealous. It’s true. For instance, around 4000 scientists contributed to the latest set of IPCC reports showing that climate change is a very serious problem and getting worse. Last month the U.S. Global Change Research Program released the fourth National Climate Assessment which says the same thing. But Trump isn’t falling for it. Trump in his awesome wisdom has declared that he doesn’t believe it; scientists be damned, his gut tells him the climate will just change right back again (possibly by next Thursday), thus demonstrating that even thousands of scientists who have studied climate change their whole professional lives are no match for a scientific prodigy like Trump. Yet another reason that the Stable Genius™ should get the Nobel Peace Prize (he will tell you this himself), but he won’t, because the bastards at the Nobel Committee are jealous of him too. Very unfair! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5380 "2018-12-02T20:44:34Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > :rolleyes: Not that it really matters at this point. The moron said that he is too intelligent to believe in climate change cause the air and water looks clear. But, Bo. Did he say he has a “natural instinct for science?” This is the kind of crap that should go in the shithouse that should be his presidential library. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5381 "2018-12-02T20:47:56Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > But, Bo. Did he say he has a “natural instinct for science?” > > This is the kind of crap that should go in the shithouse that should be his presidential library. [Oh yeah](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&ei=gUQEXIykOb650PEP44aKsAE&q=trump+%22natural+instinct+for+science%22&oq=trump+%22natural+instinct+for+science%22&gs_l=psy-ab.3...9130.13186..14269...0.0..0.74.144.2......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i7i30.MoaB2FpuBq4). > [@Donald J. Motherfucking Trump](#): > > My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years. Dr. John Trump. And I didn’t talk to him about this particular subject, but I have a natural instinct for science, and I will say that you have scientists on both sides of the picture. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5382 "2018-12-02T21:24:43Z")
There is no bottom to the stupidity a Republican will proudly endorse through his silence as long as the agenda is being supported. And a 2nd thing: Trump is not worthy of having a Dr. John in his lineage. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5383 "2018-12-02T21:28:55Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Oh yeah](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&ei=gUQEXIykOb650PEP44aKsAE&q=trump+%22natural+instinct+for+science%22&oq=trump+%22natural+instinct+for+science%22&gs_l=psy-ab.3...9130.13186..14269...0.0..0.74.144.2......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i7i30.MoaB2FpuBq4). Thanks Bo. Hey! I know a pilot. Actually met the guy. This means I’m a much better pilot than he is. It can’t be stated enough. How much longer can this moron last? Every god dam thing he says and does is worse than the day before. I wonder who the poor S O B is that has to walk him to the bathroom. And can he at least wait outside the door? ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5384 "2018-12-02T21:51:30Z")
[Trump overheard saying “Get me out of here” while on stage at G20 summit.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-g20-video-watch-stage-hot-mic-mauricio-macri-summit-argentina-buenos-aires-a8663486.html?utm_source=reddit.com) I guess we should be happy he didn’t say “grab 'em by the pussy” again. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5385 "2018-12-02T21:58:52Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Thanks Bo. > > Hey! I know a pilot. Actually met the guy. This means I’m a much better pilot than he is. You must have a natural instinct for flying. > [@](#): > > It can’t be stated enough. How much longer can this moron last? Every god dam thing he says and does is worse than the day before. > > I wonder who the poor S O B is that has to walk him to the bathroom. And can he at least wait outside the door? Who do you think has to hold his phone while he tweets? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=270)