# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5386 "2018-12-02T22:01:41Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > … > I guess we should be happy he didn’t say “grab 'em by the pussy” again. You may have missed this: > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27724): > > Here is the [same scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7ik4XRYtc&feature=youtu.be) set to appropriate music. from the Clusterfuck thread. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5387 "2018-12-02T22:15:28Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > You must have a natural instinct for flying. > Who do you think has to hold his phone while he tweets? I thought he was there to wipe him. That’s not a one-handed job. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5388 "2018-12-02T22:29:28Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > More to the point, is there a surveillance camera? And if so, a way to block its view? The official portrait of Adm. Stansfield Turner, Director of Central Intelligence during the Carter years, was so frequently vandalized at CIA HQ that a surveillance camera was eventually set up. So there’s certainly precedent (both for the vandalism and the countermeasure). ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5389 "2018-12-03T02:50:38Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > The official portrait of Adm. Stansfield Turner, Director of Central Intelligence during the Carter years, was so frequently vandalized at CIA HQ that a surveillance camera was eventually set up. So there’s certainly precedent (both for the vandalism and the countermeasure). My advice is to do something so small that most people won’t notice it. I MAY have blackened in a tooth (but not one in front) on someone’s Employee Of The Year framed photo. Even the subject didn’t notice, only the ‘chosen ones’ who I’d whispered to. Next was sharpening an incisor to look vampiric. Later were tiny red dots (pimples? measles?) that spelled out ‘Poo Poo Pants’. Your portrait might have teensy blackheads that spell ‘Pee Pee Tape’… ooh, in Cyrillic even! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5390 "2018-12-03T04:09:26Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > You must have a natural instinct for flying. > Who do you think has to hold his phone while he tweets? Let’s hope it’s to hold his phone. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5391 "2018-12-03T04:18:29Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > There is no bottom to the stupidity a Republican will proudly endorse through his silence as long as the agenda is being supported. > And a 2nd thing: Trump is not worthy of having a Dr. John in his lineage. I could see the whoremonger having a john in his lineage. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5392 "2018-12-03T04:23:32Z")
[His perception of science is still causing others to wonder “WTF?”](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/11/26/trump-again-questions-reliability-navys-new-carrier-launch-system.html?ESRC=navy-a_181128.nl), this time in relation to a military matter (yet another field in which he is not conversant). ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5393 "2018-12-03T05:11:36Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Yet another reason that the Stable Genius™ should get the Nobel Peace Prize (he will tell you this himself), but he won’t, because the bastards at the Nobel Committee are jealous of him too. Very unfair! If they give it to José Andrés for his charity’s work assisting people in Puerto Rico, do you think the announcer from the Nobel Committee will perform an actual mic drop, or will they consider that final bit too much trolling? > [@Monty](#): > > [His perception of science is still causing others to wonder “WTF?”](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/11/26/trump-again-questions-reliability-navys-new-carrier-launch-system.html?ESRC=navy-a_181128.nl), this time in relation to a military matter (yet another field in which he is not conversant). The basic questions (“do you think the EMACS are worth the cost? Are they preferable to the steam systems?”) are actually relevant. But God, my 4yo nephew would ask them better! He’d be less likely to interrupt people answering a question he’s asked, too. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5394 "2018-12-03T05:28:01Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If they give it to José Andrés for his charity’s work assisting people in Puerto Rico, do you think the announcer from the Nobel Committee will perform an actual mic drop, or will they consider that final bit too much trolling? > … Oh the irony. Giving it to Andrés for stepping forward as a private citizen to bring FOOD, for God’s sake, to the devastated population of American citizens, whom thump’s government abandoned. ---
**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5395 "2018-12-03T13:44:59Z")
That him and his merry little band of criminals aren’t in prison (yet!), preferably in ADX, San Quentin, or Sing-Sing. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5396 "2018-12-03T17:29:32Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Is it behind glass? Got a few white board markers? Someone that can create a diversion? > > I wonder how long it would take for people to notice a Hitler mustache. Its about 8 feet off the ground and right across from the security desk which has two armed guards there 24 hours. While there is a good chance that they might share my politics, I really need to keep my health benefits so I think I’m gonna have to pass. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5397 "2018-12-03T17:40:10Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Its about 8 feet off the ground and right across from the security desk which has two armed guards there 24 hours. While there is a good chance that they might share my politics, I really need to keep my health benefits so I think I’m gonna have to pass. Right. It’s just kinda fun to think about. I work for the gov. But thank goodness we don’t have to put up with that. It’s all very apolitical where I work. We just don’t talk about it. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5398 "2018-12-03T18:35:31Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Right. It’s just kinda fun to think about. Yes, it is! I’m now thinking of a more slingshot-oriented plan. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5399 "2018-12-03T18:56:43Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yes, it is! I’m now thinking of a more slingshot-oriented plan. I would just be sure to cropdust everytime I walked past the photo - adds to the visual stink. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5400 "2018-12-03T19:13:07Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yes, it is! I’m now thinking of a more slingshot-oriented plan. Spitballs would be great, cause you can launch them from afar, but be sure to use someone else’s spit. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5401 "2018-12-03T23:19:51Z")
At the signing ceremony for the new NAFTA deal, Trump apparently singed one copy in the wrong place. Everyone around him recognized the error, and Trudeau has an especially pained expression on his face. Trump, realizing that he’s screwed it up, asks nonchalantly,“which is the one that matters”. Trudeau says, “Each of us get a copy”. If you haven’t cringed enough today, take a look at the clip: [https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1069609790802784257](https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1069609790802784257) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5402 "2018-12-04T15:12:43Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > At the signing ceremony for the new NAFTA deal, Trump apparently singed one copy in the wrong place. Everyone around him recognized the error, and Trudeau has an especially pained expression on his face. Trump, realizing that he’s screwed it up, asks nonchalantly,“which is the one that matters”. Trudeau says, “Each of us get a copy”. > > If you haven’t cringed enough today, take a look at the clip: [https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1069609790802784257](https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1069609790802784257) I like the clip right above where Trudeau calls Trump “Donald”. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5403 "2018-12-04T15:49:25Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > At the signing ceremony for the new NAFTA deal, Trump apparently \*\*singed \*\*one copy in the wrong place. The man is smokin’ hot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5404 "2018-12-04T19:06:04Z")
Everyone says so. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5405 "2018-12-04T23:35:46Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > At the signing ceremony for the new NAFTA deal, Trump apparently singed one copy in the wrong place. Everyone around him recognized the error, and Trudeau has an especially pained expression on his face. Trump, realizing that he’s screwed it up, asks nonchalantly,“which is the one that matters”. Trudeau says, “Each of us get a copy”. What I’d love to have on video is Donald’s almost certain attempt to palm off the spoiled copy—the one HE spoiled—on either the Mexican or Canadian head of state. You just know he will have tried. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=269) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=271)