# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5426 "2018-12-06T23:26:14Z")

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Just to give the finger to the non-base and the rest of the world, I guess. Pocketing donor money is probably secondary to trolling all his perceived “enemies” at this point:

EPA rolls back coal rule despite climate change warnings

[https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/06/politics/epa-coal-announcement/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/06/politics/epa-coal-announcement/index.html)

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> Washington (CNN)The Trump administration will reverse an Obama-era coal emissions rule as part of its effort to loosen restrictions on the coal industry, just days after a US government report warned that aggressive action is needed to curb greenhouse gases and ease the impact of global warming.

I’ve speculated that if an Obama initiative was curing cancer in white male Christians, Trump would want to end it out of spite.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5427 "2018-12-07T12:34:39Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> I think this might be the most outrageous (and believable) story yet.
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> Regarding the looming national debt crisis:  
> ‘“Yeah, but I won’t be here,” the president bluntly said, according to a source who was in the room when Trump made this comment during discussions on the debt.’

For Trump, _everything_ is about him. Ceremony to honor war dead or an ex-President? It’s all about him. A statesperson or politician is female? The only relevance is whether he’d like to fuck her.

But who are we to complain? This is exactly who 46% of the voting public wanted as their leader.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5428 "2018-12-07T13:58:00Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> For Trump, _everything_ is about him. Ceremony to honor war dead or an ex-President? It’s all about him. A statesperson or politician is female? The only relevance is whether he’d like to fuck her.
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> But who are we to complain? This is exactly who 46% of the voting public wanted as their leader.

When he was sitting in ex-Presidents row at the funeral with his eyes closed folks were saying he was dozing. I think he was trying really hard to come with a way to make the ceremony about him, and failing.

And the 46% can go swallow snake oil.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5429 "2018-12-07T14:45:23Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> When he was sitting in ex-Presidents row at the funeral with his eyes closed folks were saying he was dozing. I think he was trying really hard to come with a way to make the ceremony about him, and failing.
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> And the 46% can go swallow snake oil.

I’m surprised he didn’t take out his phone and start tweeting. That would have made headlines AND made the funeral about him. Win-win! It would have been great to see all three exes pummel him into unconsciousness.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5430 "2018-12-07T14:57:53Z")

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Trump hints that he’s going to do something tomorrow about “[succession](https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1071055446079926272)”.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5431 "2018-12-07T15:04:57Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Trump hints that he’s going to do something tomorrow about “[succession](https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1071055446079926272)”.

At the Army-Navy game, no less. Is this going to be the halftime show?

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5432 "2018-12-07T15:12:49Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Trump hints that he’s going to do something tomorrow about “[succession](https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1071055446079926272)”.

There’s a decent chance he thinks “succession” is where states leave the union, so I’m a bit worried about this announcement.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5433 "2018-12-07T15:19:51Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> I’m wondering when Trump is going to start banging his [election fraud](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2018/12/05/we-finally-found-voter-fraud/?utm_term=.bd1f380c0c9c&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1) drum again?

What’s the definition of electoral fraud?

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> Electoral fraud refers to is illegal interference with the process of an election.

> **[Electoral Fraud Law and Legal Definition | USLegal, Inc.](https://definitions.uslegal.com/e/electoral-fraud/)**
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> Electoral fraud refers to is illegal interference with the process of an election. The definition of the term varies from country to country. Generally it includes illegal voter registration,

What’s the Republican definition of electoral fraud?

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> Electoral fraud refers to black people, Hispanics, women, gays, and liberals trying to vote.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5434 "2018-12-07T15:58:24Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I’m surprised he didn’t take out his phone and start tweeting. That would have made headlines AND made the funeral about him. Win-win! **It would have been great to see all three exes pummel him into unconsciousness.**

Michelle: Stand back!. He’s _mine!!!_

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5435 "2018-12-07T16:04:08Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> When he was sitting in ex-Presidents row at the funeral with his eyes closed folks were saying he was dozing. I think he was trying really hard to come with a way to make the ceremony about him, and failing.
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> And the 46% can go swallow snake oil.

I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5436 "2018-12-07T16:09:38Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals.

I don’t think Trump can imagine the world existing without him in it.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5437 "2018-12-07T16:21:08Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals.

> [@Alessan](#):
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> I don’t think Trump can imagine the world existing without him in it.

This is what I can imagine Trump imaging:

Now, when I die,  
Don’t think I’m a nut,  
Don’t want no fancy funeral,  
Just one like ole King Tut.

I shoulda won an Emmy.

Props to Steve Martin

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5438 "2018-12-07T16:24:25Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> This is what I can imagine Trump imaging:
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> Now, when I die,  
> Don’t think I’m a nut,  
> Don’t want no fancy funeral,  
> Just one like ole King Tut.

Will he want all his employees buried with him?

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5439 "2018-12-07T16:27:25Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Will he want all his employees buried with him?

Of course. What better way to prove their loyalty to Trump?

“If you’re not buried with me after I die, you’re cut out of my will! No MAGA hat for you!”

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5440 "2018-12-07T16:27:59Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Will he want all his employees buried with him?

Dead men tell no tales.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5441 "2018-12-07T16:55:45Z")

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Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says Trump kept asking him to break the law: [Rex Tillerson just exposed Donald Trump's greatest weakness | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/07/politics/donald-trump-rex-tillerson/index.html)

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5442 "2018-12-07T22:05:54Z")

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The clever bastard engineered a stock market disaster to distract from Mueller! That’s some four-dimensional Candyland, right there!

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5443 "2018-12-07T22:28:58Z")

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Trump: Good people on both sides, yadda yadda. Fuck Trump.  
And fuck the white power coward who drove his car into the crowd. Guilty of 1st degree murder. Facing 20 to life. Fuck him, fuck Trump, and all of those who support them.

> **[Driver who plowed into crowd at Charlottesville rally guilty of first-degree...](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186)**
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> Fields faces 20 years to life for the first-degree murder charge, and will be sentenced at a later date.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5444 "2018-12-07T22:42:58Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals.

As long as it’s HIS funeral, I’m prepared to endorse that assessment.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5445 "2018-12-07T23:52:53Z")

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“…I gave no sign; but I made up my mind that if the auctioneer’s brother’s funeral took place while I was in the Territory I would postpone all other recreations and attend it.”

- Marc Twain, _Roughing It._

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