# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5446 "2018-12-08T00:06:01Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals. > [@Alessan](#): > > I don’t think Trump can imagine the world existing without him in it. He’s perfectly capable of picturing a massive funeral with thousands of people weeping, a 50-foot-high portrait of himself in a golden frame, every single world leader AND all his political enemies getting up to the lectern to say “we should have appreciated him more, he was truly the best man the world has ever known”…_and_ himself sitting there, enjoying it. He doesn’t ever plan to die. But he would like a super-special funeral, all the same. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5447 "2018-12-08T00:56:46Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > That’s what I did. What did you do, other than… how did you put it… “express outrage on the SDMB”? In other words… who’s the fucking “pussy”, Asahi? I don’t know. I like how asahi posts all the time on a message board about how it’s a useless waste of time to post on message boards. It’s “meta”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5448 "2018-12-08T03:09:04Z")
“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction.” - Clarence Darrow (attrib.) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5449 "2018-12-08T20:16:53Z")
One last good football game to enjoy, and this asshole shows up to flip the coin. To you, sir, I flip the bird. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5450 "2018-12-08T20:45:03Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > At the Army-Navy game, no less. Is this going to be the halftime show? He chose an event where a sizeable amount of those in attendance are not allowed to, or else are unlikely to express bad things. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5451 "2018-12-09T01:07:15Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Well, as one of the comments on the signatures clip points out, DJT always refers to Trudeau as “Justin”. And to Macron as “Emma Nu Ahl” and so forth. It’s one of his favorite, repeat, are-you-five-years-old putdowns, refering to other people by firstname while expecting them to call him “Mister”. I don’t think I’ll ever meet the guy, so help me God, but I might call him that. Exactly that. “Mister”, with nothing behind. I appreciate that Andrew “Dice” Clay called Trump “Donny Trump” when Dice was mocking him for thinking he could be President. But just “Mister” is interesting. I think that once he leaves office (if not sooner) most of the country should just refuse to acknowledge they’ve ever heard of him. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5452 "2018-12-09T01:13:07Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > I appreciate that Andrew “Dice” Clay called Trump “Donny Trump” when Dice was mocking him for thinking he could be President. > > But just “Mister” is interesting. > > I think that once he leaves office (if not sooner) most of the country should just refuse to acknowledge they’ve ever heard of him. Spoiler for the end of _Pan’s Labyrinth_, involving a vicious tyrant and his hopes for the future: > [@](#): > > Capitán Vidal: Tell my son what time his father died. Tell him that I- > Mercedes: [interrupting] No. He won’t even know your name. > [Pedro shoots a shocked Vidal in the face, killing him] I find myself thinking of this fairly often, since November 2016. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5453 "2018-12-09T01:59:53Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > One last good football game to enjoy, and this asshole shows up to flip the coin. > > To you, sir, I flip the bird. I’ll bet he pocketed the coin. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5454 "2018-12-09T04:21:49Z")
Cold _shot_! Pip, pip! Good show, that! ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5455 "2018-12-09T15:30:29Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > I’ll bet he pocketed the coin. Why not? Putin does that with [Superbowl rings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qhj3WJrkV0). ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5456 "2018-12-09T16:33:20Z")
If we needed any more proof that Trump considers the job of the AG to be his personal lawyer, [here](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-first-wanted-g-pick-bill-barr-another-job-defense-lawyer-231509009.html) it is. > [@Michael Isikoff](#): > > White House officials reached out to William P. Barr for position as Trump’s top defense lawyer on the Russia probe a year before offering him Attorney General ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5457 "2018-12-09T20:11:56Z")
Barr has a generally good reputation as an honest man, a good lawyer and a straight shooter. Hope he can and will preserve that rep in the days ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5458 "2018-12-09T23:35:53Z")
Trump accuses Comey of lying in his testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. Comey ought to sue him for defamation toot sweet: [Trump, without evidence, accuses James Comey of lying to House Judiciary Committee | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/09/politics/trump-tweets-james-comey-testimony/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5459 "2018-12-09T23:42:27Z")
Boy! If there’s one thing Trump enjoys more than lying, it’s accusing others of lying. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5460 "2018-12-10T00:05:35Z")
And boy! If there’s one thing Trump enjoys more than being dumb, it’s accusing others of being dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5461 "2018-12-10T00:06:43Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Barr has a generally good reputation as an honest man, a good lawyer and a straight shooter. Hope he can and will preserve that rep in the days ahead. This is a Dick Cheney pick, I’d stake my life on it. Probably the best we can hope for at the present time. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5462 "2018-12-10T00:20:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Trump accuses Comey of lying in his testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. Comey ought to sue him for defamation toot sweet: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/09/politics/trump-tweets-james-comey-testimony/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/09/politics/trump-tweets-james-comey-testimony/index.html) Yeah, but it’s a pretty dam long line to get in to sue Trump. Bring a tent and sleeping bag. The new America. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5463 "2018-12-13T14:00:03Z")
In the Huawei case, Trump once again shows his disregard for the rule of law: [Huawei case: Trump sets 'terrible precedent' by crossing red line | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/12/politics/trump-huawei-bargaining-chip/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5464 "2018-12-13T14:15:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > In the Huawei case, Trump once again shows his disregard for the rule of law: [https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/12/politics/trump-huawei-bargaining-chip/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/12/politics/trump-huawei-bargaining-chip/index.html) Perhaps a reformulation of the famous Ben Franklin quote: “He who would trade essential bedrock concepts of democracy for temporary financial reprieve deserves neither”. Jesus fucking christ. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5465 "2018-12-13T16:00:49Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > This is a Dick Cheney pick, I’d stake my life on it. Probably the best we can hope for at the present time. Unfortunately, I am morally opposed to Dick picks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=272) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=274)