# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5646 "2019-01-16T05:51:44Z")
The first President rebukes the incumbent: [https://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=HZ2871](https://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=HZ2871) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5647 "2019-01-16T13:39:31Z")
Offshore drilling is now an essential function of government: [Trump administration to bring back offshore drilling staff during shutdown](https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/425501-trump-administration-to-bring-back-offshore-drilling-staff-during?amp&__twitter_impression=true) > [@](#): > > Most federal employees who are being asked to work during the shutdown are there for a variety of very limited reasons, including “protection for life and property,” since federal law severely restricts who can work. > > But BOEM made clear that the workers newly exempted from the shutdown are there to carry out President Trump’s agenda. > > “In order to comply with the Administration’s America First energy strategy to develop a new OCS Oil and Gas leasing program, work must continue toward issuing the Proposed Program per the Outer Continental Shelf Leasing Act requirements,” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5648 "2019-01-16T13:42:11Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Well, have the hotel cook it and the people who got the Big Mac, they can go pick it up. Right? > > If by “clear” you mean to clear the person who is preparing the food, then that implies they “cleared” all the part-timers at multiple fast-food restaurants. It’s not just clearing the people, I remember hearing somewhere about the steps that are taken to clear the food that gets eaten at the White House. From what I recall, the shopping is always done unannounced and in plain clothes, so to speak. I think the idea is that you can’t poison the president if you don’t know where he’s getting his next meal from. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5649 "2019-01-16T13:47:57Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > [sup]1[/sup]For those who have never smelled it, pig shit has the reputation of being the _worst_ smelling shit produced by any mammal. Having been near farms using it to manure their fields, I can well believe it. That stuff is _foul_ beyond all description. I think you’re missing the word “adult”. Babies have a superpower in their ass, I’m reasonably sure. But at least most of them respond well to talc and a clean diaper, unlike some dude who’s got the same skin tone as the mascot of the [1982 World Cup](https://www.google.com/search?q=Naranjito&rlz=1C1GCEA_enFR818FR819&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj_jfvht_LfAhXGEVAKHbOeCnwQ_AUIDigB&cshid=1547646416238523&biw=1440&bih=758). ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5650 "2019-01-16T13:52:14Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > It’s not just clearing the people, I remember hearing somewhere about the steps that are taken to clear the food that gets eaten at the White House. From what I recall, the shopping is always done unannounced and in plain clothes, so to speak. I think the idea is that you can’t poison the president if you don’t know where he’s getting his next meal from. Not to mention, Trump could just hang back and make sure none of the Clemson players keel over before taking a bite himself. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5651 "2019-01-16T13:54:32Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Not to mention, Trump could just hang back and make sure none of the Clemson players keel over before taking a bite himself. Trump? Hamberders? Hang back? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5652 "2019-01-16T13:59:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Not to mention, Trump could just hang back and make sure none of the Clemson players keel over before taking a bite himself. > [@running\_coach](#): > > Trump? Hamberders? Hang back? I’m sure thump got two Big Macs while each player only got one. And if it turns out that the players got two (if they wanted them), then DJT no doubt took three. But I’m okay with that. I’d like him to have Big Macs three times a day. Or more. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5653 "2019-01-16T14:04:34Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’m sure thump got two Big Macs while each player only got one. And if it turns out that the players got two (if they wanted them), then DJT no doubt took three. But I’m okay with that. I’d like him to have Big Macs three times a day. Or more. I’m sure Melania had a Whopper seeing as she’s never had one before. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5654 "2019-01-16T14:27:35Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m sure Melania had a Whopper seeing as she’s never had one before. Well, at least not since she’s been married. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5655 "2019-01-16T14:35:50Z")
The pool boys would like to differ… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5656 "2019-01-16T14:40:17Z")
The press pool, you mean? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5657 "2019-01-16T14:52:31Z")
The 22yo’s bringing her White Russians at Mara Lago, earning side $ as gigolos to bored rich housewives. But… enough about myself! How about that bastard Trump??? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5658 "2019-01-16T16:15:49Z")
Jigolos. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5659 "2019-01-16T16:47:11Z")
No! Not you too, Elucidator! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5660 "2019-01-16T21:06:47Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > No! Not you too, Elucidator! Let’s all go down to the quarry and dance a reel. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5661 "2019-01-16T21:34:59Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Jigolos. Wait, what to Faygo-chugging Millennials have to do with anything? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5662 "2019-01-16T21:57:14Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Wait, what to Faygo-chugging Millennials have to do with anything? > > 😉 Mmmmm, Faygo Red Pop. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5663 "2019-01-16T23:21:28Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Wait, what to Faygo-chugging Millennials have to do with anything? > > 😉 [Oh, right.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21397520&postcount=101) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5664 "2019-01-17T13:31:43Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’m sure thump got two Big Macs while each player only got one. And if it turns out that the players got two (if they wanted them), then DJT no doubt took three. But I’m okay with that. I’d like him to have Big Macs three times a day. Or more. [Trump bunny?](https://youtu.be/KHQhp2cGZtE?t=220) ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5665 "2019-01-18T12:27:40Z")
Saw this on Doonsbury’s daily comic site: > [@](#): > > “We saw $1.75 for gasoline today, coming in. I’m riding in this incredible car, **and I’m driving** , and I’m looking at gas stations to see how much is the gas. How many other Presidents – you think Hillary Clinton would have done that? I don’t think so. I’m in the Beast – the world’s most expensive car…and I’m looking at gas stations. **I say, ‘Fellas, slow up. I can’t see.’** They say, ‘$1.75.’…That didn’t happen by accident, folks…Very little happens by accident.” > – Trump to American Farm Bureau Federation Convention (emphasis mine) All I can see now is Cheeto in the back in one of those kid seats with the fake steering wheel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=282) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=284)