# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 294
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5867 "2019-03-03T20:22:34Z")
Sure, sorta. Less comedy more vehemence though. And no accent either. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5868 "2019-03-03T20:48:55Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > …Ahem… I’ll be happy if the stupid racist piece of shit goes to prison where he belongs. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5869 "2019-03-03T21:07:45Z")
Prison is too good for him. I quote “Hangins too good for him, KILLINS too good for him, he should be torn into itty bitty pieces and buried alive” ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5870 "2019-03-03T21:12:49Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Prison is too good for him. > > I quote “Hangins too good for him, KILLINS too good for him, he should be torn into itty bitty pieces and buried alive” Not all prisons are alike. There may be some prisons that are up to your [standards of treatment.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/20/an-inmate-died-after-being-locked-in-a-scalding-shower-for-two-hours-his-guards-wont-be-charged/?utm_term=.8f69510e6f85) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5871 "2019-03-03T21:16:19Z")
If Chump is such good friends with Kim, maybe they could arrange a North Korean prison stint for him. Get the full Otto Warmbier treatment. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5872 "2019-03-03T21:40:13Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Prison is too good for him. > > I quote “Hangins too good for him, KILLINS too good for him, he should be torn into itty bitty pieces and buried alive” I get that reference… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5873 "2019-03-03T21:44:27Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Not all prisons are alike. > > There may be some prisons that are up to your [standards of treatment.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/20/an-inmate-died-after-being-locked-in-a-scalding-shower-for-two-hours-his-guards-wont-be-charged/?utm_term=.8f69510e6f85) A North Korean concentration camp. So he can see up close and personal what his buddy Kim is like. Or as I mentioned before. A trailer on a US bombing range. Give him water and food. And always miss the trailer. 'Course you can’t really drive an insane person insane… ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5874 "2019-03-03T23:17:30Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Not all prisons are alike. > > There may be some prisons that are up to your [standards of treatment.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/20/an-inmate-died-after-being-locked-in-a-scalding-shower-for-two-hours-his-guards-wont-be-charged/?utm_term=.8f69510e6f85) That was horrifying. Perhaps suitable, and hey, Florida right? Who doesn’t like to visit Florida? Regarding a trailer on a bombing range, might I suggest a 10 foot conex on an artillery range instead? Actually, not really down range per se, just in front of the guns. I can tell you from experience (not the in front part) that being in a metal can like that within 100 yards of firing howitzers is pants shittingly frightening when your dead asleep and don’t even know they’re there (fuckin butter bar can’t landnav for shit) and the first salvo goes. After that its just demoralizing, I can only imagine what long term exposure would do, might cure him. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5875 "2019-03-03T23:25:22Z")
To late for the edit window, Simster,it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out he sold dope disguised as a nun. \ now I’m thinking about what he really intends for all those kids Damn it ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5876 "2019-03-03T23:44:23Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > That was horrifying. Perhaps suitable, and hey, Florida right? Who doesn’t like to visit Florida? > > Regarding a trailer on a bombing range, might I suggest a 10 foot conex on an artillery range instead? Actually, not really down range per se, just in front of the guns. I can tell you from experience (not the in front part) that being in a metal can like that within 100 yards of firing howitzers is pants shittingly frightening when your dead asleep and don’t even know they’re there (fuckin butter bar can’t landnav for shit) and the first salvo goes. After that its just demoralizing, I can only imagine what long term exposure would do, might cure him. That would be hard on his Secret Service detail. I propose a FEMA trailer, surrounded by an Artistic Steel Slat Wall along one of the Mar-A-Lago fairways. Provide a practice green for the Secret Service detail and waive club fees for them so that they can play 18 holes on their off-shift time. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5877 "2019-03-04T01:47:20Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > A North Korean concentration camp. So he can see up close and personal what his buddy Kim is like. Here’s what nobody’s mentioned yet. There’s no way Warmbier, or any other foreigner for that matter, was put into an actual North Korean prison where they would have encountered actual North Korean prisoners (more to the point, North Korean prisoners would have encountered actual foreigners). Before Trump, North Korea’s government, while holding a select few foreigners for ridiculous “offenses” did not subject them to the usual treatment prisoners in North Korea get. Now that Trump is in office and is blatantly, obviously, and odiously incompetent, ignorant of damn near anything and everything, and just a buffoon, North Korea’s Powers That Be correctly surmised they could treat even an American like he’s some poor schlub with no sungbun. Trump has not only proved them right, but hand-waved away any responsibility the North Korean authorities have for their death. And Trump’s recent attempt at walking back his lackluster attempt to mollify the Warmbier family is just more proof that Trump is blatantly, obviously, and odiously incompetent, ignorant of damn near anything and everything, and just a buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5878 "2019-03-04T01:47:30Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > To late for the edit window, > > Simster,it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out he sold dope disguised as a nun. > > \ now I’m thinking about what he really intends for all those kids > > Damn it (thinking) maybe the Pre-Schooler’s Prostitute ring ? He’s nothin’ but a low-down, double-dealin’, back-stabbin’, larcenous, perverted worm!! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5879 "2019-03-04T02:09:41Z")
> [@simster](#): > > (thinking) > > maybe the Pre-Schooler’s Prostitute ring ? > > He’s nothin’ but a low-down, double-dealin’, back-stabbin’, larcenous, perverted worm!! Or when he sold drugs to nuns. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5880 "2019-03-04T02:50:16Z")
He was disguised as a nun as I remember it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5881 "2019-03-04T05:40:26Z")
Trump clearly still has a problem with nonconsensual touching: [https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2019/03/02/02-CPAC-Trump-Hugs-Flag.w1200.h630.jpg](https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2019/03/02/02-CPAC-Trump-Hugs-Flag.w1200.h630.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5882 "2019-03-04T14:03:24Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Prison is too good for him. > > I quote “Hangins too good for him, KILLINS too good for him, he should be torn into itty bitty pieces and buried alive” Hanover… ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5883 "2019-03-04T23:54:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Trump clearly still has a problem with nonconsensual touching: [https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2019/03/02/02-CPAC-Trump-Hugs-Flag.w1200.h630.jpg](https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2019/03/02/02-CPAC-Trump-Hugs-Flag.w1200.h630.jpg) Forget (if you can) the look on his face. Does anyone besides me find this hugging the flag thing to be creepy? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5884 "2019-03-04T23:55:05Z")
> [@Anny\_Middon](#): > > Forget (if you can) the look on his face. Does anyone besides me find this hugging the flag thing to be creepy? _\_ Absolutely. The gesture plus the bizarre look on his face. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5885 "2019-03-05T00:01:19Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > _\_ > > Absolutely. The gesture plus the bizarre look on his face. He looks like a dog humping your neighbour’s leg. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/5886 "2019-03-05T01:21:09Z")
> [@Anny\_Middon](#): > > Forget (if you can) the look on his face. Does anyone besides me find this hugging the flag thing to be creepy? “Lookit how patriotic I am!”. We all know he’s a low-functioning moron, but it never ceases to amaze me how deeply and irredeemably stupid his followers are. Picture if you will, an intelligent person – say, Obama. Now imagine Obama molesting a flag to “prove” his patriotism, while looking like a dog standing on his haunches to get a beef bone from the dinner table. Apparently it just got stupider from there. CNN Editor Chris Cillizza has [a hilarious take on 67 epic moments](https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/04/politics/donald-trump-cpac-speech/index.html) from the moron’s marathon CPAC speech. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=293) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=295)