# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6929 "2019-08-26T13:19:44Z")

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[Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?](https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html)

He tweeted Fake News of course, but one of his toadies tried to spin it as genuine caring. “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.”

Trump has long ago blocked any notion of environmental concerns from entering his brain, but this is yet another reason to keep him far away from that shiny red history eraser button.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6930 "2019-08-26T13:24:33Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?](https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html).

Sort of like blowing your brains out to get rid of a head cold.

That would work I suppose. Nuking a hurricane would not. I think we’ve had a thread about just that.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6931 "2019-08-26T13:29:57Z")

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Three fat-cat Mar-a-Lago guests have been given the chance to suggest policy to Dept. of Veterans Affairs staff: [VA staffers blasted 'ridiculous' meetings and questions with Trump allies in internal emails | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/25/politics/trump-mar-a-lago-crowd-va-emails/index.html)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6932 "2019-08-26T13:36:47Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?](https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html)
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> He tweeted Fake News of course, but one of his toadies tried to spin it as genuine caring. “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.”

I think we can all agree that hurricanes-not-hitting-America is a good thing. Everything after that is idiotic.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6933 "2019-08-26T13:50:48Z")

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But what if we could add radiation damage to the destructive power of a hurricane? We could name it after Trump, then he’d have his namesake accomplishment.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6934 "2019-08-26T14:06:18Z")

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How about hanging really big fans underneath fighter jets and having them fly into the hurricanes with the rotors going in the opposite direction? THAT would work, I betcha.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6935 "2019-08-26T14:24:11Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?](https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html)
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> He tweeted Fake News of course, but one of his toadies tried to spin it as genuine caring. “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.”

> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I think we can all agree that hurricanes-not-hitting-America is a good thing. Everything after that is idiotic.

But hitting Puerto Rico is fine.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6936 "2019-08-26T14:32:44Z")

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> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> > Originally Posted by jsc1953  
> > I think we can all agree that hurricanes-not-hitting-America is a good thing. Everything after that is idiotic.
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> But hitting Puerto Rico is fine.

Yeah, but is Puerto Rico REALLY America, amirite?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6937 "2019-08-26T14:45:27Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Yeah, but is Puerto Rico REALLY America, amirite?

Nobody knows for sure, because Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6938 "2019-08-26T14:54:28Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Nobody knows for sure, because Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.

And full of people who don’t speak right.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6939 "2019-08-26T14:55:07Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Nobody knows for sure, because Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.

Who knew it could be so salty?

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6940 "2019-08-26T16:07:33Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?](https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html)
> 
> He tweeted Fake News of course, but one of his toadies tried to spin it as genuine caring. “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.”
> 
> Trump has long ago blocked any notion of environmental concerns from entering his brain, but this is yet another reason to keep him far away from that shiny red history eraser button.

Hork. “His objective was not bad.” Well the idea is dumb but he probably thinks he’s the first to think of it and if it was implemented and worked then he’d be praised for saving the world from hurricanes. What a maroon!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6941 "2019-08-26T16:18:16Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> How about hanging really big fans underneath fighter jets and having them fly into the hurricanes with the rotors going in the opposite direction? THAT would work, I betcha.

Oh. My. God. Dallas, get me R&D on line 2. Juanita, pull all the resources off of the clean coal project. I think we’re about to win the first ever Nobel combined peace and physics prize or my name isn’t… Steve.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6942 "2019-08-26T19:30:52Z")

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> [@Trancephalic](#):
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> And full of people who don’t speak right.

Plus they’re almost all, you know, Democrats.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6943 "2019-08-26T19:36:09Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> But what if we could add radiation damage to the destructive power of a hurricane? We could name it after Trump, then he’d have his namesake accomplishment.

A radioactive hurricane has already been named a “Ditka”. Maybe they could share the naming rights on it?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6944 "2019-08-26T19:41:34Z")

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I was under the impression that the one you mentioned was more like a hurricane with the added foulness of a fecal shitstorm.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6945 "2019-08-26T19:45:11Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I was under the impression that the one you mentioned was more like a hurricane with the added foulness of a fecal shitstorm.

Sorry, you are correct…I got my hurricane’s mixed up. In my defense, it is easy to do.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6946 "2019-08-26T19:53:59Z")

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Hey, no worries. I haven’t analyzed it real close, just following my nose.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6947 "2019-08-27T01:04:40Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I think we can all agree that hurricanes-not-hitting-America is a good thing. Everything after that is idiotic.

If Trump rode the bomb down like Major Kong it would be awesome.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/6948 "2019-08-27T01:26:16Z")

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Nuclear weapons was just Trump’s first suggestion. He’s got another plan: Wall II.

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