# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 385
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7689 "2020-04-07T04:07:38Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You can see the new story being formed. There are claims floating around that somebody (Deep State? The Democrats? The Bavarian Illuminati?) are telling doctors to fake death certificates and claim people are dying of Covid19 when they really died of something else. Because they’re trying to discredit our Beloved Leader who declared that Covid19 would not be a problem in America. > > [Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22233359&postcount=7) has already signed on to this new reality. Jesus Christ. There is something basically, functionally \*wrong \*with these people. I mean, they are not wired properly. Not right in the head. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7690 "2020-04-07T04:54:35Z")
POTUS weighs in on the dismissal of the CO of the carrier USS _Theodore Roosevelt_ and his Acting SECNAV’s insulting speech, saying, “You have two good people and they’re arguing, and believe it or not I’m good at settling arguments”: [Acting Navy secretary apologizes amid uproar over leaked carrier speech - POLITICO](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/06/kaine-blasts-navy-leaders-completely-inappropriate-comments-on-fired-captain-168482) No. No, I don’t believe it. He hasn’t even settled the national argument as to whether he’s the worst President ever, or the most terrible President ever. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7691 "2020-04-07T05:07:38Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You can see the new story being formed. There are claims floating around that somebody (Deep State? The Democrats? The Bavarian Illuminati?) are telling doctors to fake death certificates and claim people are dying of Covid19 when they really died of something else. Because they’re trying to discredit our Beloved Leader who declared that Covid19 would not be a problem in America. I saw such a claim this morning on feeb. > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > 'Not a best seller like The Art of the Deal, weak writting, sad. I call it korona viris." DJT > > CMC fnord! The problem, obviously, is in the branding. Novel, you say? Don’t you idiots know that Trump does not read novels (or anything else, for that matter. It should’ve been called “The Very Best Viral Virus”. He’d’ve been immensely interested in that for about 30 seconds. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > POTUS weighs in on the dismissal of the CO of the carrier USS _Theodore Roosevelt_ and his Acting SECNAV’s insulting speech, saying, “You have two good people and they’re arguing, and believe it or not I’m good at settling arguments”: [https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/06/kaine-blasts-navy-leaders-completely-inappropriate-comments-on-fired-captain-168482](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/06/kaine-blasts-navy-leaders-completely-inappropriate-comments-on-fired-captain-168482) > > No. No, I don’t believe it. He hasn’t even settled the national argument as to whether he’s the worst President ever, or the most terrible President ever. I don’t believe that asshole shitting, er sitting in the White House, either. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7692 "2020-04-07T05:42:58Z")
To expand on that “apology” from the ACTING Secretary of the Navy: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! You have as much fortitude and conviction\* as that clown you cravenly serve. Why don’t you quit? \*Actually, I hope both you and that clown end up with conviction, many, many convictions. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7693 "2020-04-07T06:33:30Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > It should’ve been called “The Very Best Viral Virus”. Or, to paraphrase the title of Stephen Colbert’s book: \*Whose Virus Is This Virus? \* ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7694 "2020-04-07T13:24:50Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > We can only hope for a similar end… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7695 "2020-04-07T15:01:30Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > , when Trump lost almost a billion dollars., Thing is, he actually lost it, for years he stuffed thousands of dollars into his pockets, then wandered about losing it. A few thousand dollars a day may not seem like much, but after a while… Not many people know this. Even fewer care. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7696 "2020-04-07T15:16:30Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > "EVERYONE should rub their faces with CORN HUSKS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?! \ > > “Don’t listen to those LOSER DOCTORS! What do they know? I alone can save you. CORN HUSKS!” Cue - “Investigative Reporters today have uncovered that Commander & Thief Trump has a significant investment in a company which has cornered the market on Corn Husks. This story has been fully vetted and confirmed as factual…” Cue from “The Walking Jed” of Trump’s base- "Well \ that just means he’s a good businessman. \ " ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7697 "2020-04-07T15:22:20Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Cue - “Investigative Reporters today have uncovered that Commander & Thief Trump has a significant investment in a company which has cornered the market on Corn Husks. This story has been fully vetted and confirmed as factual…” > Cue from “The Walking Jed” of Trump’s base- "Well \ that just means he’s a good businessman. \ " \ “Corn Husks: Miracle Cure or Heaven-sent saviour? We’ll hear from Tucker Carlson next on this new wonder drug delivered to you by Trump himself.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7698 "2020-04-07T15:31:39Z")
Didn’t Cecil Adams do a column about 100% All Beef Brand Corn Husks? Does President Toddler read The Straight Dope? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7699 "2020-04-07T15:56:34Z")
Fuck You, Trumpy! Fuck You, your entire genetically damaged brood, and every other poster child for Republican Mental Illness that you have appointed. I just got back from a place that was a Black Market for n95 masks and gloves. In 2020 America… a Black Fucking Market… for essential life saving PPE! You are a Fucking Monster, you Putrid Orange Sack of Shit … and there is no Hell in this world (or any next one) vicious enough to punish you fully for all of the murder and damage your Kleptomania & Mythomania have caused to my family, my country, and my people! FUCK YOU!!! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7700 "2020-04-07T16:11:33Z")
Thank you, Republicans, for turning the country into a banana republic. Or, should I say orange republic? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7701 "2020-04-07T19:14:56Z")
If a White House press secretary who never held a press conference quits, does she make a sound?: [How Stephanie Grisham made a mockery of the job of White House press secretary | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/07/politics/stephanie-grisham-press-secretary/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7702 "2020-04-07T19:36:39Z")
Trump issues executive order to start mining the moon and asteroids. Because space belongs to the USA! USA! USA! What the actual fuck? > **[Trump signs executive order to support moon mining, tap asteroid resources](https://www.space.com/trump-moon-mining-space-resources-executive-order.html)** > > The U.S. sees a clear path to the use of moon and asteroid resources. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7703 "2020-04-07T19:41:31Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Trump issues executive order to start mining the moon and asteroids. Because space belongs to the USA! USA! USA! > > What the actual fuck? > > [Trump signs executive order to support moon mining, tap asteroid resources | Space](https://www.space.com/trump-moon-mining-space-resources-executive-order.html) What The Actual Fuck. This has to be a parody. I mean it cannot be something that happened today. I refuse to believe it. What’s next? An executive order for a bigger sandbox and more play toys? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7704 "2020-04-07T19:44:02Z")
I wonder if someone told Trump that there is a theory that the Lunar Mole-Men have established a secret base on the far side of the moon, and are planning a takeover in conjunction with the shape-shifting lizard people. Seems like something he’d be interested in. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7705 "2020-04-07T19:51:59Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > What The Actual Fuck. > > This has to be a parody. I mean it cannot be something that happened today. I refuse to believe it. > > What’s next? An executive order for a bigger sandbox and more play toys? [White House Executive Orders.](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-encouraging-international-support-recovery-use-space-resources/) > [@](#): > > Section 1. Policy. Space Policy Directive-1 of December 11, 2017 (Reinvigorating America’s Human Space Exploration Program), provides that commercial partners will participate in an “innovative and sustainable program” headed by the United States to “lead the return of humans to the Moon for long-term exploration and utilization, followed by human missions to Mars and other destinations.” Successful long-term exploration and scientific discovery of the Moon, Mars, and other celestial bodies will require partnership with commercial entities to recover and use resources, including water and certain minerals, in outer space. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7706 "2020-04-08T05:25:27Z")
President Pepe has been blathering about [threatening to cut off WHO funding](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/07/trump-blames-who-for-getting-coronavirus-pandemic-wrong-threatens-to-withhold-funding.html). > [@](#): > > Trump said he is thinking about withholding funds to the WHO, saying the international agency pushed back on his travel ban from China early in the COVID-19 outbreak. It’s unclear how Trump would do this, however. Congress has already authorized $122 million for the WHO for this fiscal year, and while Trump has proposed $58 million in funding for the group in fiscal year 2021 — a significant cut — Congress is unlikely to authorize such a drastic funding cut, especially in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7707 "2020-04-08T05:35:29Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Fuck You, Trumpy! > > Fuck You, your entire genetically damaged brood, and every other poster child for Republican Mental Illness that you have appointed. I just got back from a place that was a Black Market for n95 masks and gloves. In 2020 America… a Black Fucking Market… for essential life saving PPE! > > You are a Fucking Monster, you Putrid Orange Sack of Shit … and there is no Hell in this world (or any next one) vicious enough to punish you fully for all of the murder and damage your Kleptomania & Mythomania have caused to my family, my country, and my people! > > FUCK YOU!!! Golly, **Mundane Super Hero** , there’s no need to mince words… ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/7708 "2020-04-08T05:36:10Z")
I’m starting to think that if, God forbid, Trump wins the next election, then the rest of the world should simply put a full and complete embargo on everything to do with the US. Seal the borders. Offer refugee status for say, one year only to anyone who wants to leave and never return. After that time, nobody gets out. Just seal the numb-nuts in and let them destroy themselves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=384) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=386)