# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8551 "2020-09-14T01:46:52Z")

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I hate to break it to you Annie, but you are being two-timed . 😒  
That lyin’ snake is sending the same damn emails to me, and I haven’t even gone to all the trouble of baiting him. I just checked the spam file & there were 18 from him and his minions yesterday alone. Their hysterical groveling promises are embarrassing, and the most depressing part is the realization that they are nominally in charge of the national government.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8552 "2020-09-14T04:36:45Z")

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The law-and-order President violates Nevada law for another campaign ego-fest.

> **[Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/14/politics/donald-trump-coronavirus-indoor-rally-wildfires/index.html)**
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> President Donald Trump offered a glaring new example of his refusal to put medical science before politics with a large indoor rally Sunday night that made a mockery of social distancing, while the pandemic he mismanaged has now claimed more than...

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8553 "2020-09-14T15:52:51Z")

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Yeah…well I got MORE emails from him! He promised me that if I filled out his latest poll my answers would count for EVERYONE in my zip code!

So I guess the official poll shows that everyone in my zip code is a socialist that doesn’t want to keep America Great and they’re all going to vote for Sleepy Joe and Antifa.  
And if the comments count for everyone in my zip code then we all think he’s a stinky Cheeto colored shitstain that likes fucking the Constitution while Mitch McConnell watches.

I like filling out Trump surveys.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8554 "2020-09-14T16:34:02Z")

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I haven’t gotten any e-mails from him, but tell him that you speak for my zip code as well.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8555 "2020-09-14T16:35:43Z")

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I’m staring to wonder if he does this on purpose. Having his followers willingly risk theor lives at the altar of Trump must be a bit of an ego boost.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9p2BjhSEnNI/maxresdefault.jpg "Conan The Barbarian: Riddle of Steel") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2BjhSEnNI)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8556 "2020-09-14T16:40:09Z")

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“On purpose” to the extent that he doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself, and enjoys the adulation of crowds even if it means (oh, well!) that some of them are almost certainly going to get sick and die.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8557 "2020-09-14T17:28:06Z")

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These idiot cultists are willing to die for the orange asshole. It beggars belief.

When it’s Trump’s time and he’s called home by Jesus (well, Satan, let’s be honest here,) I hope it happens in the form of a massive myocardial infarction at one of his rallies. I hope there are lots and lots of cameras. I want to watch the cultists wailing and gnashing their tooth as the reality sets in. These people have betrayed our country, so yeah, fuck 'em.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8558 "2020-09-14T18:39:14Z")

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Trump claims he’s not subject to state laws limiting event size during pandemic:

> **[Trump Claims He’s Not Subject To State Laws Limiting Indoor Events Over...](https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/09/14/trump-claims-hes-not-subject-to-state-laws-limiting-indoor-events-over-coronavirus/#31f9a6656b45)**
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> The president also said he is ‘not at all concerned’ about getting coronavirus at a crowded indoor rally like the one he hosted in Nevada on Sunday.

> Trump claimed in an [interview](https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/politics-and-government/nevada/in-exclusive-interview-trump-slams-sisolak-defends-indoor-rally-2121257/) with the _Las Vegas Review-Journal_ that he is not subject to Nevada’s directive capping attendance at indoor events and claimed [incorrectly](https://twitter.com/meganmesserly/status/1305333483040956416?s=20) that Sisolak, a Democrat, “canceled six different sites” that Trump wanted to use for his rally.

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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8559 "2020-09-14T20:09:47Z")

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Well nyah, nyah, nyah: He likes me MORE. He says if I send him $35 he will send me a $1000 bill WITH HIS PICTURE ON IT! He says he wants me “to have something that you can remember forever.” Oooooh, Donny, how can you think I would ever forget you?

I can’t wait. I wish the US Post Office had faster mail. Those Democrat carriers are slowing everything down.  
vvvv

This email is for **REAL PATRIOTS ONLY!**

You’ve been identified as one of President Trump’s fiercest and most dedicated supporters, and according to your donor file, you’d make an excellent addition to the **Trump 1000 Club.**

For a short time, when you become a member of the **Trump 1000 Club,** we’ll even give you PRIORITY-ACCESS to get one of the President’s OFFICIAL **Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.**

The President wants YOU and every other member of our exclusive **Trump 1000 Club** to have something that you can remember forever, which is why he had the incredible idea of creating these limited-edition **Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.**

_These never-before-seen Trump 1000 Dollar Bills are for Trump 1000 Club members ONLY, so do not pass this information on to anyone._

**[Please contribute $35 or more RIGHT NOW to join the Trump 1000 Club and we’ll send you one of our limited-edition Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.](http://click.campaigns.rnchq.com/?qs=810f1892a81d1bc5d2365fdba35ca229be8389a0625fa9adeb9d84b9232ba1644b1cb6f7f178d382ab3041c48438c11cd11faf31e1b01365)**

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8560 "2020-09-14T20:16:12Z")

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> [@bobsmom101](#):
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> **Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.** -

You can get a pack of 50 for only 16.49 on [Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/PartyYeah-Banknote-Thousand-Collectors-Republican/dp/B07WMG4RJ9?th=1)  
In Stock Sept. 28. Figures they’re not ready yet.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8561 "2020-09-14T20:16:52Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> In Stock Sept. 28. Figures they’re not ready yet.

You’ll get them in two weeks. Honest.

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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8562 "2020-09-14T20:31:01Z")

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Printing counterfeit money must be the plan to put his PAC back in the black after Brad Parscale looted it:

“Five months later, Mr. Trump’s financial supremacy has evaporated. Of the $1.1 billon his campaign and the party raised from the beginning of 2019 through July, more than $800 million has already been spent.”  
([https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/07/us/politics/trump-election-campaign-fundraising.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/07/us/politics/trump-election-campaign-fundraising.html))

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8563 "2020-09-14T22:47:22Z")

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Once again, Trump asserts that he knows more than science.

> Trump said, “It’ll start getting cooler, you just watch.”  
> On Crowfoot saying, “I wish science agreed with you,” the US President further replied by saying, “I don’t think science knows, actually.”

[http://www.businessworld.in/article/Trump-says-science-doesn-t-know-about-climate-change-he-does/15-09-2020-320506/](http://www.businessworld.in/article/Trump-says-science-doesn-t-know-about-climate-change-he-does/15-09-2020-320506/)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8564 "2020-09-14T22:54:12Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Once again, Trump asserts that he knows more than science.
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> > Trump said, “It’ll start getting cooler, you just watch.”  
> > On Crowfoot saying, “I wish science agreed with you,” the US President further replied by saying, “I don’t think science knows, actually.”
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> [http://www.businessworld.in/article/Trump-says-science-doesn-t-know-about-climate-change-he-does/15-09-2020-320506/](http://www.businessworld.in/article/Trump-says-science-doesn-t-know-about-climate-change-he-does/15-09-2020-320506/) -

Watch, come December, he’ll be crowing about how he was right.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8565 "2020-09-14T22:59:49Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> From [Vanity Fair](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/06/donald-trump-plastic-surgery):
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> > Ivana Trump’s divorce deposition, which was [recounted](http://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-me-feel-violated-during-sex) in _[The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump](https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Tycoon-Lives-Donald-Trump/dp/1626543941)_ by author Harry Hurt III may have some answers.
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> > In 1990, Ivana Trump said under oath that her husband flew into a fit of rage due to the pain and displeasure with a scalp reduction surgery, performed in 1989. Also known as alopecia reduction, the surgery is intended to correct balding, and involves cutting the bald spot out and sewing the remaining skin back together. The tightened scalp can cause headaches and swelling. The man who allegedly performed the surgery was Ivana’s own doctor, Dr. Steven Hoefflin. He’s most famous for extending his services to Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, and Joan Rivers, among other stars. Hoefflin also performed liposuction on the chin and waist of our now president, according to Ivana’s deposition.

OMG, that was Hoefflin??? Ha. I remember when he was doing all the Jacksons. He had an office next door to the hospital where my younger sister worked, and I can remember her telling me about him back in the day. That is, waaaaay before HIPAA.

He was the one who did Trump’s scalp surgery? Ha ha ha.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8566 "2020-09-14T23:10:20Z")

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In normal times, if I promised to send a $1000 dollar bill with my picture on it, to anyone that would send me $35, I suspect I would be visited by the Secret Service and Postal Authorities.

Perhaps Trump has discovered a color copier in the White House?

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8567 "2020-09-14T23:16:59Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> In normal times, if I promised to send a $1000 dollar bill with my picture on it, to anyone that would send me $35, I suspect I would be visited by the Secret Service and Postal Authorities.
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> Perhaps Trump has discovered a color copier in the White House? -

> **[Promotional fake United States currency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promotional_fake_United_States_currency)**
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> Promotional fake United States currency is fantasy "currency", adapted from United States currency that makes no assertion of being legal tender and is often created by individuals as a way to promote practical jokes, or social statements. It is legal to print so long as it makes no assertion, whether by appearance or statement, of authenticity. Promotional United States fake currency is not to be confused with counterfeit currency or conflated with legitimate currency that has been demonetiz In...

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8568 "2020-09-14T23:22:49Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> He was the one who did Trump’s scalp surgery? Ha ha ha

So you think it was exceptionally painful? Please say yes!

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8569 "2020-09-14T23:47:01Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> So you think it was exceptionally painful? Please say yes!

Sure!

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/8570 "2020-09-15T00:06:26Z")

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Yep, but many of Trumps rubes will likely believe it. He is a con man first.

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