# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 465
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9292 "2021-01-16T02:30:52Z")
I favor the 21 gun salute, a blindfold, and an all day sucker (he’s a non-smoker). ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9293 "2021-01-16T02:48:46Z")
Maybe they’ll tie him to the front of one of the cannons. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9294 "2021-01-16T02:53:31Z")
I don’t know how reliable this source is, but it was posted in another thread here: > **[Pentagon Won’t Throw Traditional Farewell Ceremony for Trump](https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2021/01/pentagon-wont-throw-traditional-farewell-ceremony-trump/171408/)** > > It’s a shame, and a missed opportunity — not despite recent events but because of them. > The Pentagon, in a break with recent tradition, will not host an Armed Forces Farewell tribute to President Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9295 "2021-01-16T03:06:10Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Maybe they’ll tie him to the front of one of the cannons. He does idolize how Dear Leader Kim deals with such issues. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9296 "2021-01-16T03:17:07Z")
> [@romansperson](#): > > I don’t know how reliable this source is, but it was posted in another thread here: > > [Pentagon Won’t Throw Traditional Farewell Ceremony for Trump - Defense One](https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2021/01/pentagon-wont-throw-traditional-farewell-ceremony-trump/171408/) > > > The Pentagon, in a break with recent tradition, will not host an Armed Forces Farewell tribute to President Donald Trump. - How about an Armed Forces Good Riddance Parade? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9297 "2021-01-16T03:32:23Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1, as he scurries out of town prior to the Inauguration, wants a military sendoff with a military flyover, a red carpet, and a 21 gun salute. If that’s what it takes to get him out of Washington… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9298 "2021-01-16T04:19:07Z")
The heck with any ceremony; tell him to call an Uber. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9299 "2021-01-16T04:22:49Z")
uber banned him - his payment source always failed. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9300 "2021-01-16T04:52:13Z")
So I suppose Lyft is right out, then. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9301 "2021-01-16T05:12:43Z")
Yeah - but I think there is a short yellow bus with his name on it. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9302 "2021-01-16T11:09:33Z")
I’ll give him a ride for ONE BILLION dollars (paid in advance). And he has to ride in the trunk. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9303 "2021-01-16T12:27:00Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I favor the 21 gun salute, a blindfold, and an all day sucker (he’s a non-smoker). I’d be down with a 21 middle finger salute. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9304 "2021-01-16T14:07:49Z")
> [@romansperson](#): > > > The Pentagon, in a break with recent tradition, will not host an Armed Forces Farewell tribute to President Donald Trump. That makes more sense than this: [https://apnews.com/article/trump-leave-washington-6fe43f2e5f1c8d25d0f63f99be9d91cc](https://apnews.com/article/trump-leave-washington-6fe43f2e5f1c8d25d0f63f99be9d91cc) > … > Officials are considering an elaborate send-off event reminiscent of the receptions he’s received during state visits abroad, complete with a red carpet, color guard, military band and even a 21-gun salute, according to a person familiar with the planning who spoke on condition of anonymity ahead of a formal announcement. > … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9305 "2021-01-16T16:09:36Z")
The hits just keep comin’… > **[Trump finishes with worst first term approval rating ever | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/16/politics/trump-approval-analysis/index.html)** > > Poll of the week: A new Quinnipiac University poll finds that President Donald Trump's approval rating stands at 34%, while his disapproval is at 61%. The same pollster put Trump at a 33% approve to 60% disapprove split last week. > **[Already shunned from polite society, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner face new...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-next-steps/index.html)** > > When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple sources who know the couple said the idea was the White House years would allow easy entree to their... > **[Manhattan DA expands criminal investigation into Trump Organization finances...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/manhattan-da-trump-organization-family-compound-westchester/index.html)** > > The Manhattan district attorney's office has expanded its criminal investigation into the Trump Organization's finances to include the family's compound in Westchester County, according to lawyers and people familiar with the investigation. > **[Georgia prosecutor seriously considering a criminal investigation into...](https://www.businessinsider.com/georgia-prosecutor-considering-trump-criminal-investigation-report-2021-1)** > > The inquiry would mainly focus on Trump's phone call with Brad Raffensperger, in which he asked the secretary of state to 'find' 11,780 votes. Yes, I have to admit, I’m smiling. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9306 "2021-01-16T16:17:14Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > military band I’ll give him the military band if they all just play “sad trombone” as he goes by. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9307 "2021-01-16T16:21:30Z")
Or “Yakety Sax,” on condition that he move from the White House to his helicopter in perfect time to the music. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9308 "2021-01-16T16:23:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Or “Yakety Sax,” on condition that he move from the White House to his helicopter in perfect time to the music. - There’s nothing that could make him move that fast. Not even free hamberders. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9309 "2021-01-16T16:39:43Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > I’ll give him the military band if they all just play “sad trombone” as he goes by. And while the sad trombone is playing, the band conductor throws him under a bus. It doesn’t **have** to be a real bus. I’d settle for a ginormous bus balloon. [![](https://giantad.com/images/thumb-image/hb-3.jpg) ](https://giantad.com/images/thumb-image/hb-3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9310 "2021-01-16T17:28:43Z")
This is the perfect marching band song for the departing Trump. Peppy, upbeat message, what more could he want? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PIz55okOstI/maxresdefault.jpg "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, arr. Jerry Burns – Score & Sound") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIz55okOstI) ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/9311 "2021-01-16T18:16:55Z")
How about [The Cuckoo Song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurel_and_Hardy_music#Cuckoo_theme)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=464) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=466)