# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1181 "2017-05-31T18:28:41Z")

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Trump is implying that the directors of the FBI and CIA lied in their testimony before Congress.

> **[Trump defends Carter Page, whom he is not supposed to know](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-defends-carter-page-whom-he-not-supposed-know-msna992611)**
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> Donald Trump's latest tweets about Carter Page are going to cause new troubles for the White House.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1182 "2017-06-01T18:30:21Z")

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He made me look at a picture of that Kathy Griffin cunt. Now I feel all cunty and must shower.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1183 "2017-06-01T19:12:24Z")

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Shower? Is it June already?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1184 "2017-06-01T22:22:27Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Shower? Is it June already?

during a leap year.

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**Author:** ![bikerdruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@bikerdruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bikerdruid)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1185 "2017-06-01T22:38:05Z")

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Daily … Trump’s a chump.  
I still find it like living in a Simpson’s episode, or something equally surreal.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1186 "2017-06-01T22:49:52Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> He made me look at a picture of that Kathy Griffin cunt. Now I feel all cunty and must shower.

Am improvement, yes, but not a cure.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1187 "2017-06-01T23:06:03Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I had to put on socks today. Thanks Trump!

But not today! It’s National Go Barefoot Day.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1188 "2017-06-01T23:14:49Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> No, thank YOU!
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> Ahem. Trump decided he needed a family coat of arms, because it is a hugely classy thing to have. Did he hire a historian or a graphic designer? Nah…he just _stole_ one.
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> Hasta la vista, Joseph Edward Davies, who thought it was HIS coat of arms! And congrats to the British National Board of Not Letting Assholes Steal Family Heraldry, which is keeping Trump from using the symbol at his golf course in Scotland, anyway. No authority outside the UK, unfortunately.

An interesting tidbit about that is that Davies was the previous owner of Mar-a-lago, the “Winter White House”, which is where Trump first appropriated the coat of arms. Turns out Davies, the ambassador to the Soviet Union, was a _Stalin_ apologist.

Maybe something in the water?

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1189 "2017-06-01T23:50:36Z")

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[Esquire Magazine](http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a55426/trump-pull-out-paris-climate-accords/) calls what transpired today to be “The Rose Garden’s dumbest moment on record.”

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> By announcing that the United States was withdrawing from the groundbreaking Paris Accords regarding the world climate crisis, the president\* wallowed in rank, xenophobic victimhood while basking in the scattered applause of the otherwise unemployable yahoos whose self-respect is sufficiently low that they still work for him. Any doubt that Steve Bannon is running this White House now, either personally or through his finger-puppet, obvious anagram Reince Priebus, now has evaporated. The transformation of the American government into a Breitbart comments thread is complete.
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> It was appalling. It was condescending. It was awful content delivered by a dolt who wouldn’t know the Paris Accords from a baguette without the shoddy talking points that someone put in front of him. For example, he read off a fanciful list of “consequences” for adhering to the Paris Accords down through the next decades. Afterwards, Ali Velshi, a welcome addition to the MSNBC cast of regulars, pointed out that the president\* was reading from a debunked report that presumed in its analysis that the U.S. would fulfill every one of its agreed-upon conditions while no other participating country would fulfill any of theirs. This is not surprising. The president\* would have read a commercial for hair-replacement if someone had put it in front of him.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1190 "2017-06-02T02:39:32Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> An interesting tidbit about that is that Davies was the previous owner of Mar-a-lago, the “Winter White House”, which is where Trump first appropriated the coat of arms. Turns out Davies, the ambassador to the Soviet Union, was a _Stalin_ apologist.
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> Maybe something in the water?

Not to nitpick excessively, but shouldn’t that be “Weekend White House”?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1191 "2017-06-02T03:19:46Z")

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> obvious anagram Reince Priebus

I get “pruriencies”.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1192 "2017-06-02T03:27:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I get “pruriencies”.

No “b”. But “ecru penis brie” could work.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1193 "2017-06-02T04:31:59Z")

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> [@bikerdruid](#):
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> Daily … Trump’s a chump.  
> I still find it like living in a Simpson’s episode, or something equally surreal.

Agreed, with a dose of eerie and some days bordering on frightening.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1194 "2017-06-02T04:55:01Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Not to nitpick excessively, but shouldn’t that be “Weekend White House”?

Well, it’s Trump himself that named it _Winter_ White House, and since this _is_ the thread for nitpicking him, I’d say it’s not really excessive. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1195 "2017-06-02T04:56:57Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Not to nitpick excessively, but shouldn’t that be “Weekend White House”?

The 364 Days of the Year White House.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1196 "2017-06-02T05:00:53Z")

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He flies back and forth on Air Farce One.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1197 "2017-06-02T05:47:05Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> He flies back and forth on Air Farce One.

He _is_ Air Farce One!

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**Author:** ![ticker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@ticker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ticker)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1198 "2017-06-02T06:48:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> obvious anagram Reince Priebus

covfefe ?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1199 "2017-06-02T06:53:11Z")

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He grabbed Mother Nature by the pussy.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1200 "2017-06-02T07:10:08Z")

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My wife just said to me: “Remember that kid everyone lauded once for suing Obama for not doing enough on climate change? Where is that stupid kid now???”

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