# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1801 "2017-09-11T16:15:27Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > Yes, watt is with all the revolting puns? Is this the Torture of Sixty Hurts? Some of us wake up wired… ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1802 "2017-09-11T16:40:45Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Technically speaking, aren’t electrocutions, “Negatively shocking”? > > > [@SingleMalt](#): > > > > I’m not sure this observation is well-grounded. Even so, I think it’s got some potential. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1803 "2017-09-11T16:47:35Z")
_The itsy bitsy fuck crawled on the water spout They electrified the tap and then the fuck jumped out_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1804 "2017-09-11T16:50:40Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > _The itsy bitsy fuck crawled on the water spout > They electrified the tap and then the fuck jumped out_ _raises a Jacob’s Ladder_ ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1805 "2017-09-11T21:36:45Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Even so, I think it’s got some potential. Must… resistor…will…make…another…bad…pun. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1806 "2017-09-11T21:55:48Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Must… resistor…will…make…another…bad…pun. Let’s just stick with the current topic or we’ll get sidetracked. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1807 "2017-09-11T22:51:37Z")
I haven’t heard anything about trump saying anything stupid or inflammatory on the 9/11 anniversary. Did he miss it somehow? His staff take away his phone and lock him in a room? Or did he actually act presidential for once? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1808 "2017-09-11T23:26:11Z")
tRump seems to have stayed on-message today, at least according to the first page of google results. [http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/350050-trump-vows-to-keep-our-people-safe-in-9-11-speech](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/350050-trump-vows-to-keep-our-people-safe-in-9-11-speech) Looks like he remembered to put his hand over his heart and he even refrained from wearing one of his MAGA caps. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1809 "2017-09-11T23:29:18Z")
No mention of the people he saw dancing in the streets 16 years ago? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1810 "2017-09-12T01:03:11Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Let’s just stick with the current topic or we’ll get sidetracked. I knew I should have put the word “current” in italics. :smack: Oh well, the board’s new quote function will do that anyway. 🆒 Dang! It’s put all of the words in italics. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1811 "2017-09-12T01:03:55Z")
Eh, no need top get all amped up about it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1812 "2017-09-12T01:40:55Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > I haven’t heard anything about trump saying anything stupid or inflammatory on the 9/11 anniversary. Did he miss it somehow? His staff take away his phone and lock him in a room? Or did he actually act presidential for once? His staff has had months to prep for this date. That gave them enough time to work him up to a level of adequacy. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1813 "2017-09-12T04:56:36Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > His staff has had months to prep for this date. That gave them enough time to work him up to a level of adequacy. I’ve read comments elsewhere that he talked through the moment of silence at the Pentagon, but can’t confirm it, if only because I can’t bear to listen to him At. All. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1814 "2017-09-12T05:21:01Z")
I feel a certain reluctance to impeed this thread with more puns . . ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1815 "2017-09-12T12:28:07Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Eh, no need top get all amped up about it. Better to just relax and meditate. _Ohmmmmmm…_ ---
**Author:** ![Mictoppo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mictoppo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mictoppo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1816 "2017-09-12T12:59:14Z")
Between Him and the Mayor of Auburn, Turnbull, well, most Aussie Politicians actually,the time has come that we realise just how ridiculous we are being letting ourselves be run by people who live outside, and for most of their lives have, the reality most of us call life., Double standards, lies…on and on. Teach our kids, dont vote. Dont enrol. It does not matter anyway. I woke one morning and we had a new PM, and not one person voted for that. Same party? Yes. Left or right??? Just laugh people, and try work for cash. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1817 "2017-09-12T13:14:42Z")
> [@Mictoppo](#): > > …Same party? Yes. Left or right??? Just laugh people, and try work for cash. Got my life figured out now: _“Just laugh, and try work for cash.”_ ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1818 "2017-09-12T13:39:32Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Got my life figured out now: > > _“Just laugh, and try work for cash.”_ Hurry up if you want to gain more wisdom from **Mictoppo**. He has all of the traits of a [drive by troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836108) albeit one with shitty brakes and a failing electrical system. I figure 3 days tops for this one. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1819 "2017-09-12T14:26:31Z")
> [@Mictoppo](#): > > Between Him and the Mayor of Auburn, Turnbull, well, most Aussie Politicians actually,the time has come that we realise just how ridiculous we are being letting ourselves be run by people who live outside, and for most of their lives have, the reality most of us call life., Double standards, lies…on and on. Teach our kids, dont vote. Dont enrol. It does not matter anyway. I woke one morning and we had a new PM, and not one person voted for that. Same party? Yes. Left or right??? Just laugh people, and try work for cash. Paranoid, ignorant and incomprehensible is no way to go through life, son. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1820 "2017-09-12T15:52:59Z")
Poor Katy Tur! > **[NBC News’ Katy Tur Says Trump Gave Her An Unwanted Kiss On The Cheek](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/katy-tur-says-trump-gave-her-unwanted-kiss)** > > NBC News correspondent Katy Tur wrote in her book published Tuesday that Donald Trump, then a Republican candidate for president, gave her an unwelcome kiss on the cheek during his campaign. > [@](#): > > Describing the incident in her book “Unbelievable,” published Tuesday, Tur said Trump kissed her before an appearance on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” > > “Before I know what’s happening, his hands are on my shoulders and his lips are on my cheek,” she wrote. “My eyes widen. My body freezes. My heart stops.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640.md?page=92)